21964 pts · May 26, 2016
I like Star Wars and spoonerisms
I'm gonna need a link to where I can buy a pan like that!
Brick floor 😍
Be kind. Not because people deserve it, but because kindness is what makes you a good person
Not a chance. That is thick ice and a small jar
Two wives?
Both. Women and girls. Probably men and boys too
#23 Stand up comedy
That reminds me. I need Advil
Why?!
My cousin, a rich boy who became a richer man, said, "I worked hard for everything I've got." He said it in front of his Dad, who laughed in his face and told his own tale of growing up poor. His big sister laughed back and reminded him who got college and who didn't. The boys got school paid for. Girls didn't. They didn't have enough for all of them.
SWED
Roy Cohn.
Reagan.
It's a master's degree here
They have to have all the experiences so they're ready for anything.
#11 Imagine marrying someone you've never slept beside
She got fucked over and then ran a shit campaign
#18 I did this because of this! It is awesome.
Beats the hell out of AI slop
#9 Yes, I am that old.
Himalayan blackberry is a beast. We have it on a shared fence and I cannot kill it. I have tried everything. The leaves make damn fine tea though.
What's with the music overlay? And the voice distortion?
Lobster is cheaper than chicken on some parts of the east coast
In my experience, they don't acknowledge it, but they dislike it. They just know sometimes it can't be helped. High school was training you to be on time when possible
Ich auch
You know the wrong women.
Just because you admire the mountain, it doesn't mean you want to climb it. It's silly to think straight cis men can't identify sexy men without having an attraction to them.
I remember that site! It was so good. Until it wasn't.
I can barely roll over in bed. This is never going to happen.
Shame the fuck out of anyone going to the parks or on the cruises
I'm gonna need a link to where I can buy a pan like that!
Brick floor 😍
Be kind. Not because people deserve it, but because kindness is what makes you a good person
Not a chance. That is thick ice and a small jar
Two wives?
Both. Women and girls. Probably men and boys too
#23 Stand up comedy
That reminds me. I need Advil
Why?!
My cousin, a rich boy who became a richer man, said, "I worked hard for everything I've got." He said it in front of his Dad, who laughed in his face and told his own tale of growing up poor. His big sister laughed back and reminded him who got college and who didn't. The boys got school paid for. Girls didn't. They didn't have enough for all of them.
SWED
Roy Cohn.
Reagan.
It's a master's degree here
They have to have all the experiences so they're ready for anything.
#11 Imagine marrying someone you've never slept beside
She got fucked over and then ran a shit campaign
#18 I did this because of this! It is awesome.
Beats the hell out of AI slop
#9 Yes, I am that old.
Himalayan blackberry is a beast. We have it on a shared fence and I cannot kill it. I have tried everything. The leaves make damn fine tea though.
What's with the music overlay? And the voice distortion?
Lobster is cheaper than chicken on some parts of the east coast
In my experience, they don't acknowledge it, but they dislike it. They just know sometimes it can't be helped. High school was training you to be on time when possible
Ich auch
You know the wrong women.
Just because you admire the mountain, it doesn't mean you want to climb it. It's silly to think straight cis men can't identify sexy men without having an attraction to them.
I remember that site! It was so good. Until it wasn't.
I can barely roll over in bed. This is never going to happen.
Shame the fuck out of anyone going to the parks or on the cruises