Cabletwitch

2148 pts ยท July 22, 2014


General lurker, occasional commenter, loveable arsehole. Will upvote for beer!

Horrible little bitter green balls of compressed fart...

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

#13 - Simply unbelivable... the Mako would be upside down in a crater to be true to the game.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, it has a spine the exact same length and thickness of you average republican senator...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm a Brit living in the US, honestly most people outside the states use day/month/year, so to a lot of us it would be 8 months away.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I just get covered in the spray because 1) they're doing one next to me, 2) have just done the one I'm fueling so it rains type 1 on me, or 3) some clown thinks it's funny to aim for the truck. Again, snowballs will fly, and I'm going to be an arse and leave the tanker in their way too. Petty revenge is fun!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't de-ice at the gate, or you get a very grumpy fueler (me) throwing snowballs at the bucket man...

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And yet, somehow, you're STILL going to have to change at Atlanta...

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Jeep drivers would have rolled over twice attempting the same thing...

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Even though you originally filed for an appendix removal."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Impressive.... I just wish my brain hadn't read that as 'Solar Prolapse'...

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hakuna Cucumber... What a wonderful phrase!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! I really need an extended trip out there again, get the good stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really should... I do want to go back there though!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okonomiyaki. I had that in Hiroshima in 2003, and I've been missing it ever since. I need to go back someday.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an airline fueler in Buffalo NY, I hear ya brother... Stay safe and warm!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but that looks a lot like the Paignton to Dartmouth railway?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess I can actually do the thing for once... Ta-da!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

All I can come up with is 'Baddle southie'.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soak em thoroughly, but be careful... no one likes a soggy loggy!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Fueler here, yeah we do. If the pax want to interact, we do. Wave, dance, whatever. It's usually making kids laugh, but not always.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you do Buffalo, you'll have at least one going!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I emigrated to the US 4 years ago, so I already have to endure that. I really hope it doesn't happen back home though...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither. It's all covered by National Insurance.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bawdle o'warder... Source, me. The literal Englishman in New York (state).

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought on hearing the audio was "Weird song to have at the end of Portal 3, no?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear... I like my toast done on one side...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man, Sami Zayn cleans up good, doesn't he?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoover to us Brits is like how Xerox, Google and all the other genericised brand names are to you that now describe entire categories.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh god, these things... I had to babysit one at the Gillette factory years ago... damn thing was always wrapping its stupid press plate...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the car isn't stopping... why not just turn it off? I'm always amazed at how people forget that option.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0