CFB201

1600 pts ยท July 3, 2014


I was SHOOK when my kids (15/12/10) recently asked why I always have subtitles. My initial thought was: why would I NOT have subtitles? Apparently they do not need them,? TIL there are people like that, even those genetically related to me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was born in the middle of the day and I don't know what to do with the team for the first time in a while.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 - there are two issues: 1. Resurrection takes an hour to cast; 2. Cows are not generally believed to possess souls.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this that moustache ride I have heard about?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 - Navy sex is weird

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do not recall correctly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what I was expecting

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

It was the registration sticker that sealed it for me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Texas is not in the Midwest.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought it said "Shut up, Westley."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as we love him, Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, not American.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's the current record where (1) DOB can be verified & (2) the owner was willing to pay for Guinness to certify.

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

?blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds blow, jolly so'wester, boys, steady she goes!?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 - it's a crocodile. Alligators are not big enough to consume you whole.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard there were some changes to that situation.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes, but you have to buy 50 at a time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a doggie dog world.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sourdough with salted butter is the absolute best.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/Wlp0gcy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Rick Flair.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snatch. Great movie.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What's next? Failing to click your tongs?!? Where does it end with you people?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why the corpsman was always telling me to change my socks.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what the post says, but the patches and badges are not DPD. Also, the roofs of the houses are at too steep an angle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0