CASchoeps

6026 pts ยท December 26, 2015


Or an old lady offering them sunflower seeds... or whatever is popular in the region.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not about having the oil terminals, it's about not letting Iran use it. Iran makes a large percentage of its income selling oil, stopping that would make it more likely they have to surrender. However, he also allowed Iranian ships to pass - possibly in order to lower the oil price, so occupying that island would be kinda pointless?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? How big are these things? A regular Bretzel here is about one euro, give or take a few cents.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one: dig out the sand (but in AMERICAAAA!).
Step Two: melt the sand ...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quite to the contrary. They have define "router" as "Routers forward data packets, most commonly Internet Protocol (IP) packets, between networked systems."

So this basically applies to everything that transmits IP packages, including phones, cars, computers...

But I am sure that soon there will be an announcement about the Tr*mpRouter, looking suspiciously like a Zyxel U-1496E spray-painted gold, to be available for pre-order for a few thousand dollars.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But her emails!"

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just put ICE up in the towers!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a hidden advantage: if you do not want to fight in a certain war, you go to your superior and claim you want to be called Clarissa now. Yeah, you lose your job, but better than losing your limbs or life.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Kharg island is well within artillery range of the coast. Expect a lot of boxes coming home.

Also, occupying it is probably the only way the US have any chance to win this war.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has been reported, but in a war, it would be a valid target, even if unarmed. The main issue is that this war is as illegal as the invasion of Ukraine.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If that picture is indeed the suspect, ONE look should have shown everyone that this is a MUCH younger woman.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In theory a good idea, but a) we still hope the US will defend us if Ruzzia attacks us one day (we have no nukes, so Putler can threaten us as he pleases if the US backs off), and b) the bases provide a lot of jobs.

But we should deny air space access to war planes headed south.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, at least ATC is a relaxed, stable work environment where no risk is present at all.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, do not spread these lies! He destoyed 5000% of Irans military personally, with his THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also did not expect the country that literally invented the Shahed drones to have a significant number of them.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ruzzia regularly did this earlier in their attack on Ukraine. It was called a war crime a lot these days. HHow weird that it is OK if the rescuers who die are brown.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a GoFundMe or something?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A regime change needs to happen. Err... in Iran, of course. I totally meant Iran. *glances nervously at the black van pulling up outside*

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They DID rise up, and were murdered in droves. Trump said "help is on the way", but then TACO'ed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Totally by accident", I am sure.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did rise up, but Tr*mp just send thoughts and prayers (and said "help is on the way", but he TACO'ed out), so they were gunned down by revolutionary guards and their militias.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it will generate a lot of cool videos where he watches military actions while sipping champagne in Mar-A-Lago, where he can cosplay as an imperator.

It will also generate a lot of dead soldiers, but hey, they were losers anyway.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still a warship, so a legitimate target. Of course, the whole war is a sham, but that's on another page.

And IF it was unarmed, why did it not drive to a neutral harbor, get interned and sit out the war? It would have saved countless lives. Religious fervor? Who knows.

War is shit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As far as I know, there was only one ship that was torpedoed, and that was the IRIS Dena. She was armed, and headed in the direction of a carrier battle group.

Analysts wonder why she was crazy enough to do that, because her four missiles had little chance to do damage, but she was a legit target.

The US and her war sucks, but not as much as OP wants to paint it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It is there so the passengers can pray for punctual arrival of the trains.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With all the chainswords in the 40k universe, I would really like to introduce that universe to the german word "Schnittschutzhose".

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still better armor than a Toyota. So why not use it, if that is all you have?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Hey, people of Iran. We left you to die a few weeks ago, but now is the time to rise up and claim this land for the CEO of whatever oil company we feel to give it to.
Hello? Is anyone still left alive? No? Sorry we could not attack earlier, but Epstein wasn't that important back then."

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had weapons of Math Instruction, it was a legit war target!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0