ButMetal

15993 pts · February 19, 2013


I was only kidding.

Shed juul.

5 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

All I see is a cat?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Island?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last lap, hit the wall, flipped and was hit by another car in the driver side window. Reminded people of the 2001 fatal Daytona 500 crash.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Salty vet here. Trust me, being single this early in your military career is an amazing opportunity.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And famous.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Know what the difference between extraordinary and ordinary is? That little extra!

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Is the hat made out of couch or is the couch made out of hay?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They’re leaving American gladiator. Their alter ego spitfire and tornado blossom were injured last season.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She’s had a lot of in and out. I’ve seent it.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don’t make me chain you up in the basement.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Hashtag same.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he just let it go.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Did anyone else notice he have her the ole razzle dazzle.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

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What in the chicken fried fuck is going on here.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You could have gotten the aids from me for free.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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I’ve got a dense bone for you to test.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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You nasty mother fucker. I love you.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

This guy looks kinda strong.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If the human anus can spread up to 5” and a 1/2” stack of $100 bills=$10k. An assload should equal $100k. Therefore you can afford it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound like how I got herpes from my ex wife.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You just broke rule #1.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much like your mom, Jupiter can take a pounding.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rebecca and her bullshit downvoted you. I swear Rebecca just needs to lose her damn attitude and eat her grapes.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0