Tavarix
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Probably a repost but it warmed my cold dead heart!
Edit: Holy crap my first time on most viral! Thanks and send chix....parm recipes!
Dec 13, 2019 1:41 AM
Tavarix
118882
5210
74
Probably a repost but it warmed my cold dead heart!
Edit: Holy crap my first time on most viral! Thanks and send chix....parm recipes!
pizzapartyhard
When I was a kid I bought this pack of three rubber ninja figurines at the dollar store. The green one was my favorite.
jaakkopaakkonen
I will be so disappointed if this doesn't lead to guys asking "lemme hold ya dolla" from the girls they like
nojustsayitdont
Back in 1973, that dollar would get you into the movies, two chocolate candies, and two boxes of hard candies.
redindian3922718
Lovely. Love is Grande
JohnnyCreamer69
Defacing currency is a federal crime.
nosoupforoldmen
Awesome, this wouldn't work in Canada though
Esdog
I too choose this man's wife
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
this wholesome story sickens and enrages me
abortionwrench
@MrPuckett
mimomisu
That would be a great Mastercard commercial
monkeyfly
I also got this guy's wife for a dollar.
LadyMoto
I bought a horse for a dollar. I got 2 best friends out of it.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Got this GBC for a dollar from my family's church's yard sale a few years ago
OhhHaiMark
That’s cute... I mean fuck you and your happiness but that’s still cute
ThisNameIsNotAboutYou
I forgot that dollars were paper and this entire story played out with me imagining a coin stuffed inside a gum wrapper - more impressive
LanceHol
Gee, not sure I want to admit this, when I was really young my dad could get 6 gallons of gas for $1.00.
GuW69
When was this? I remember dad getting a litre for $0.1 in 1974, 6gallons would be 22litres
PooPculture
Yeah well a dollar got me a junior bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's bitch
SaItamontes
Wendy's WHAT?! Sounds more like a name for a prison cafeteria! Who comes up with this stuff?
UbiquitousPixel
This reminds me of that old Extra Gum commercial with the wrappers
SeymouraButts
If I weren't so jealous that'd be adorable.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I also choose this guys dead wife
RCN1138
ahorseelbowdeepinme
SchoolOfHardKnockers
TairaMai
Hallmark scriptwriters are creaming themselves right now
KashiofWavecrest
Yeah, but was she a busy career woman from the city and he a ruggedly handsome general store owner in a small mountain town at Christmas?
MechaMarkimus
Then everyone clapped.
SpanWolf
And they were all named Albert Einstein.
Kiore
This is.. not even far-fetched? Two kids joked around, fell in love, got married and had kids?
hastThouTheHolyHandGrenade
admiralawesome4213
Put that hope away. People like us dont get that :p
hastThouTheHolyHandGrenade
LeftRightThere
jinbee
Ohhh Alison hannigan, I would disappoint the hell out of her and steal her flute.
gregorclegane
JayEnfield
As a Canadian, I was a lot more impressed with the story when I thought the dollar was a coin.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
a loooooonie
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
And the two dollar one is called a two-nie!
wobblecopterrrr
ProfessorMatt
Well, that's one way to make change.
DanAndsome
A perfect comment.
DuelingBrothers
Well played you bastard
bananapeelslip
I read that as Mario "I want a divorce-o"
Snooj
Dude, you shouldn't post your dollars on the Internet. Now someone can steal your serial number and spend it.
SuperLudo
Best laugh from Imgur in a while
pixelpuffin
Monster! Love it!
clide005
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
TheDogEnd
Thorinori
That.... is a strangely appropriate reaction for what the image is
ClearCoatedNutz
I’m +1 666
MidnightOclock
You ain’t shit for this.
wobblecopterrrr
TheActualDonKnotts
holy fucking shit my headphones were up all the way
ThailandExpress
NickRivieraMD
"u want sum fuk"
AtsaMattaForMe
nice
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
Fractional Reserve Banking.
lewaq
Antisha
Top of the comment section and deservedly so.
coffeebaby
Omg that's funny hahahaha!
Porkchop01
I like you now
korvkiosk
IrrelevantlyColorBlind
There's not much here that makes me laugh anymore. Just sensible chuckles. But this made me laugh very hard well done
jetzzfan
I wish I had more than one upvote to give.
Pax13
When the reply is better than the post
JruqsJr
It without the post what sense would the comment make?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Mechame
StJiub
Gettingold
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chriztyle
Lmao I died
SchoolOfHardKnockers
So do they each get 50 cents or split custody of the dollar?
kodiak931155
The wife gets 75 cents, the husband has to pay a dime a month for the rest if his life and he only gets to see his wallet every 2nd weekend
asianmilkspray
True story.
dennisbatt
Aaw sheet that's a kick in the nuts.
quattroformaggix4
Americans seem super bitter when it comes to their views of love, marriage, divorce and gendered treatment.
kodiak931155
Not american
TheDogEnd
kodiak931155
I wont deny it
optionone
99 cents and the guy gets 1
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Wow the best a dollar ever got me was aids. Never buy dollar store prostitutes
biigjc
I see you too did the bareback sex tour of Central Africa.
Toomuchbrew
This is why I read the comments. Thank you for not letting me down.
ButMetal
You could have gotten the aids from me for free.
Metals4J
Living up to your user name!
WonderfunkJones
A dollar should tell you how much she's worth.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Do they take returns?
Megaspoon
They take anything, for a price.
mrui
best? so whats the worst?
theTwiz
Never buy Dollar, store prostitutes. Great financial advice for tough times ahead.
Fejerro
I also choose those guy's wife.
referNoodleSmuggler
Lucky you, she's only a dollar apparently
Drewbeedoo
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abortionwrench
So I’ll be honest I know what this is but I forgot the whole story can somebody link it
TheBIFFALLO87
Dead wife**
Sirtopumhat
Now you need an alibi.
v
StormtheGiant
There it is!
alhazad
That's dumb, I choose Randy Savage.
SpaceTaco22
I don't understand. Did they get married when they're like... 18 or 19?
EroticZombiePants
Yeah. Some people are weird and marry their high school sweethearts.
DomerPyle
Do those stories ever end happily ever after?
UrGrammasMonkey
Yup. I'm 15yrs in, parents are 35yrs in, in-laws are 44yrs in. Everyone's happy. There are many divorces as well on both sides.
SilentHowling
Back in the day? Most of em. These days? Not as often.
EroticZombiePants
Back in the day, divorce was much more taboo.
Kiore
This one did. I have one set of friends who it worked out for. I think there's chance involved, but some people still chance on a match.
Hajaj
My parents were High School sweethearts. 58th anniversary next week.
WellThatHappened
He never said when they started dating. Could've been like 18. Then married 4 years later
KRS101
The dollar thing started in jr high so sounds to me like they got married right out of hs