Buffoonery

20432 pts ยท April 26, 2011


Makes one ponder, does Mike (little) Johnson take his glasses off when he plants his head up Rumpty-Dumpty's butthole?

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#15 Paint me like your French owls.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Constantly.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep leaning to one side in hopes of catching just the right angle.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, jesus...put your phone down and go back to work, school, to bed. Anywhere but here.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A google search that would have taken less time than it did for your to write that comment would have sufficed.

18 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thus enhancing the hypocrisy.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Used that one too. It only worked with some of my older techs, though. The newbies thought we'd all just lost our remaining marbles.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you guys, 80 years old? I'm pushing 70 and I used my little blue suitcase, in 19-fucking-62. I only got to the end of the block, because I was told to never cross the street by myself. But, hey.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Two Weeks", has been my go-to response for years. On zoom calls, my GM will ask, how long will this take? I've got the entire group to respond in unison, "TWO WEEKS". I've been retired a year and a half, and I hear tell that the company still does this. My legacy is secure.

20 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, me too, man.

20 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Those shadowy nips are pretty dangerous. /s

21 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I give it 6 months before it comes out that she's a child molester or some such horrible shit. Fuck off, you insufferable twat.

21 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

No...I'm afraid I haven't. But, thanks for asking.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

STFU, you lying cunt.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huffing your own farts again, huh diaper Don?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here. Perfect for its time.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This should have been written in stone decades ago.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started laughing as soon as I imagined RumptyDumpty squatting like that.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No deals with the democrats". How shocking/s. The GOP has been playing this bullshit game since Obama was in office.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd ordinarily ask for more pixels. But, in this case, I'm good. Especially for the pantshitter on the left.

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

MMMooooom. Billy won't stop touching meeeee.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Thrusts". ftfy.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whut bout mah states rats?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did your mom write that for you?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A few months housed with the GP (general population) in any prison in the Country will put an end to his bullshit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, the boxes of classified docs he had 'stored' in a bathroom at his MAGA- Lardo home, wasn't enough to 'suggest' that he's charging by the copy?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has a slight Moebius vibe to it.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Calling Rump, "AI Slop" is an insult to slop everywhere.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Freedom"? The US hasn't fought for freedom since 1945.

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