BryLoc729

6029 pts ยท October 17, 2014


How do you misspell resource?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

But I wear a XL-2XL and my woman wears a medium. I think she'll become suspicious if I bought a medium.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No worries, they like to stay in their trailer parks. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. Getting a rash of them down here where I live too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right, because of all the Yeti up there? Makes sense.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just you wait... when you finally drop your guard...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just you wait... when you finally drop your guard...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh... well that took an unexpected turn. Haha

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh is trash panda not Alaskan slang for hip and cool gal wanted by all the men?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Although I'm sure Alaskan Trash Pandas are a hit with the fellas.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because forming clever and flirtatious sentences on a keyboard is much easier and well executed than in person through speaking.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ezio Auditore de Firenze may be my favorite video game character of all time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've come to talk with you again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spanking isn't the only way to discipline but people in here saying it doesn't get the job done in most cases are just wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

False dichotomy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And to you too sir a Merry Dickmas and Merry Christmas. May your inbox be filled with many handsome gentlemen's penii.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhhh I'm a talkative fellow. Never been one to flee from a conversation. Although my time for slumber draws near.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must admit that I am not one for gallivanting with strangers, especially while abroad. I just relax and enjoy the sun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the internet my good man. Anonymity makes us all rather brash and brave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why thank you, madame(?) Some people find it off putting but I myself rather fancy it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I cherish the compliment of being called handsome and will give this dick exhibition some thought.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there literature somewhere that I may satisfy my query about said "Dickmas"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh you're gonna have to try harder than that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only the manliest of us do.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good thing he had that bib on.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhh catnip. AKA cat LSD.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The human brain couldn't handle all the synapses firing at once.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go away evil dogger!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0