Saw this gem while browsing Facebook. This couldn't be more accurate.

Feb 17, 2017 7:27 PM

AlaskanTrashPanda

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It can be fun when you're the only one on the road at 4:30 a.m. during a snow storm, though.

Dog tax, because my fluffy little guy is fantastic.

I love springer spaniels!! @AlaskanTrashPanda

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't know about "your fluffy little guy," but that dog does look fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Fairbanks, can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Smoking hot girl in Alaska otw

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Oh god yes. No one even *tries* to stay in their lane

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive through that intersection on my way home every day! Hiya neighbor!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When there is nobody else on the road, you can try to make handbrake 360s. It is a lot of fun :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rumble strips? In Delta we call it driving by Braille. not only do we not have lines, we have wind that tries to help you drive worse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why there so much ice when u so hot?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woman>Object

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's been happening alot lately and I'm only in wasilla ak

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just got to anchorage.. already tired of this shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alaska worst drivers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate driving in lit up streets at night after a heavy rain. Same problem where you can't see any road lines.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've wanted to move there since I visited Wasilla, but I am afraid of the traffic. I'm good on snow/ice, but I live in Oklahoma.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personal opinion... but if its 4:30 and youre at the corner of "getto cars" and Gamble I think the safest thing is to run that light

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow Alaskan!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH! No, this also is Massachusetts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a handsome young lad @op

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! ^_^

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The more Alaskan thing is hitting a patch of black ice and temporarily losing control while your life flashes before your eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually happened to me on the Glenn highway 2 days ago, while I was doing 70. Was not a fun time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marry me ?? I also have a dog .. I fluffy dog

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need proof.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picture, definitely not pixie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As soon as I can figure out how the heck to send a pixie message on here .. I used to think I was smart but now I'm not so sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll get there eventually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Ace's!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And ice skating with your car at roundabouts is normal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the wheel on the wrong side for America or is that just me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The driver side is on the left. It just looks like it's on the right because of the way the photo was taken.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the mirror?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shameful selfie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anchorage represent!

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ayyyyeeee

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm on Northern Lights Blvd right now!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eagle River!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do the wonderful Mat-Su to Anch commute, so you could say I get the best of both worlds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do the eagle river commute. Really enjoyed it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was confused if this was Fairbanks or Anchorage. Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lake Otis Peeps?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naw it's the aces building over by gamble, by the ghetto safeway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured as much, just asking if there was anyone in Anchorage from around the Lake Otis area. (pretty big area)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to live off Lake Otis and Abbot. Just moved though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actively hate people who can see the painted lane marks but decide to just follow the ruts anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasilla is Better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Wasyphilis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anywhere outside Anchorage is better.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth. Anchorage is awful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Compared to other places in Alaska, I disagree. Compared to other places overall, agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lived in Wasilla for a year. I agree. Unless you're homeless. October really sucked living in the qdoba parking lot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss living there

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where in AK did you live?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eagle river. Absolutely loved it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Former Wasilla resident representing here :) Your post is the essence of winter life in AK - made me laugh out loud

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found it on Alaska Memes on Facebook. They've got some good ones.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds worth a follow :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely check them out! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had Kodiak island i miss camping in the old WW2 bunkers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah Kodiak is great! Only ever made it down there for hunting though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad got stationed there in the coast guard when i was a kid, broke my front 2 teeth there slipping on black ice, still my favorite place

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It definitely could've been worse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is also a Canadian problem... when there's no lane lines, everywhere is a lane!! Hold my timmies and watch this yeehaww!!!

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Same in New England. Hold my iced coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heck, here in Edmonton the lines don't matter at all. Traffic is chaos.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where in Canada are ya? I'm in Ontario along Lake Ontario, bout an hour east of Toronto

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure if Oshawa or Bowmanville

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Edmonton! Little ways away haha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the four lane highway becomes six.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well howdy, neighbor.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You gotta be down in anchorage, fairbanks doesn't have those buildings. I'm in fairbanks. Born californian, loved alaska too much to go back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's like 600 comments saying this was taken in Anchorage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's like 600 comments saying this was taken in Anchorage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saddle up and ride the snow, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll get my pet moose

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you see Russia from your house?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... no... lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was ridiculous last Sunday in Montreal lol and people were driving like maniacs too XD

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm in redneck Alberta, it was basically the same! People are crazy eh!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only on Sunday? You're lucky mate, our entire week here in the Maritimes has been snowstorms and little ability to see while driving.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't drive the other days but it stopped this morning lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People always drive like maniacs in Montreal lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ya dude we fucking do

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alaska worth moving to? Currently a possible state I'm looking to EMT in

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh then it's definitely worth moving up here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hurting that bad for them? Or why the definitely

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No... I just went with phrasing it like that. You don't need a reason to move up here. Alaska is the reason.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotcha, and gotcha. Does sound amazing up there. Gotta just convince the "I don't like cold" girlfriend about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is cost of living generally ok? I just saw milk is damn expensive but don't have any other real examples of expected prices

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cost of living is fairly high, unfortunately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0