224 pts · March 7, 2016
I like stuff and things. http://imgur.com/UmmX0yn
I know I’m very behind. But who made these?
I just stumbled across this and laughed stupid hard. Thank you.
Recipe stat! This looks like it has sheet cake icing.
Elizabeth Olsen must be double jointed, her fingers in that picture are tripping me out. Scarlet witch and the fingers that defy anatomy.
I appreciate how clean your mirror is
That's the shirt on teefury.com right now
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I'll amend. I promise to be good, or bad, author's choice. Please just quit metaphorically blue balling me. I need the book!
Can we please have Peace Talks now? I promise to be good.
I wish I could favorite comments. This slayed me.
I love the teeny tiny easel.
We have a much better view. Having a bad day? Look down, day instantly better. Boobs improve everyone's mood.
Being tall (for a chick) I'm usually forced to choose options other than heels in order to not tower over someone
There is an absurd amount of Good and Plenty's.
Still would.
Me too. Would you like a crisp high five?
Lady here, this cracked me up. Would work as a pickup line on me.
I want a man who... I lied... I want the books.
Sauce?
Hahahahaha yes! That was wonderful. (Usually I just ask why their hand is on their junk, "surprise boner buddy?")
I find my hands will sometimes end up on my chest in my sleep but never in my crotch.
I thought it was weird as hell, but at a party one night like half the dudes said they did it, the other half thought it weird as hell.
Single AF right now.
I've seen at least five different guys do this.
It's a comfort thing. Like how dudes sleep with their hands on their junk.
I think player 3 is winning.
I let my ex fiancé use my Netflix account for like 6 months after it ended.
Machina* I helped.
I'm just being nosy. I recently went to visit my ex in Cali ironically.
I know I’m very behind. But who made these?
I just stumbled across this and laughed stupid hard. Thank you.
Recipe stat! This looks like it has sheet cake icing.
Elizabeth Olsen must be double jointed, her fingers in that picture are tripping me out. Scarlet witch and the fingers that defy anatomy.
I appreciate how clean your mirror is
That's the shirt on teefury.com right now
.
I'll amend. I promise to be good, or bad, author's choice. Please just quit metaphorically blue balling me. I need the book!
Can we please have Peace Talks now? I promise to be good.
I wish I could favorite comments. This slayed me.
I love the teeny tiny easel.
We have a much better view. Having a bad day? Look down, day instantly better. Boobs improve everyone's mood.
Being tall (for a chick) I'm usually forced to choose options other than heels in order to not tower over someone
There is an absurd amount of Good and Plenty's.
Still would.
Me too. Would you like a crisp high five?
Lady here, this cracked me up. Would work as a pickup line on me.
I want a man who... I lied... I want the books.
Sauce?
Hahahahaha yes! That was wonderful. (Usually I just ask why their hand is on their junk, "surprise boner buddy?")
I find my hands will sometimes end up on my chest in my sleep but never in my crotch.
I thought it was weird as hell, but at a party one night like half the dudes said they did it, the other half thought it weird as hell.
Single AF right now.
I've seen at least five different guys do this.
It's a comfort thing. Like how dudes sleep with their hands on their junk.
I think player 3 is winning.
I let my ex fiancé use my Netflix account for like 6 months after it ended.
Machina* I helped.
I'm just being nosy. I recently went to visit my ex in Cali ironically.