Breakyourself666

67 pts ยท November 18, 2015


those are the shortest shorts I've ever seen.... on a guy

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that duck is giving me some serious "do me" eyes

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like the dirty things he did to that 14 year old boy at a party?

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that doesn't really work for me I'd kill a person way before I'd kill a dog

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after this I'm gonna pet my duck long and hard

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"this is really huge and terrifying" name of my sex tape. BAM

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that's a nice looking pussy

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props man ur a good dude

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hes explaining how to use it "first we bend back this thing, then we pull the pin and finally we release the switch" " oh shit *throws"

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Jim and Dwight still at it after all these years

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straight from the tap

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what did he major in

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slower you slut

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half baked

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Sploosh

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that dog has a better life than me

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well I'd be embarrassed too if my nuts were showing

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I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

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so much nope and so much yep I dont know which way to go

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got me

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sploosh

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am I the only one who finds pale skin sexy

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death by snu snu

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dat ass tho

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just the tip and only for a second

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I would pay good money to eat that ass with a spoon

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marry me

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I'd cum on that

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oh wow Sarah Jessica Parker is looking good

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wtf is all this wholesome feel good crap I wanna read horror stories about other people jobs so I. feel better about my own

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