Jul 24, 2020 11:01 AM
XethorWasAlreadyTaken
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lilliflowertittipower
Can he put the pin back in?
Paulier73
Lack of deadness makes me think not a real grenade.
charminglily832718
Russians have a proud self-teaching/self reliance tradition. Unfortunately, this doesn't mix well with hand grenades...
arealistohthehumanity
967Evil
ITS A TIN OF RUSSIAN SARDINE & TROPICAL FRUIT COCKTAIL SPREAD IN A PINEAPPLE SHAPED TIN !!! OBVIOUS - blew up cos its past its sell by date
necessaryweevil
are we not doing coffin dance memes anymore?
DrDadJokes
The meme kinda dance coffin itself to oblivion from overuse
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Oh we are. This just isn't one of them yet. Feel free to do it yourself if you want.
TheMikes057
Exclamation sound , just like the one from NES Metal Gear when you were spotted or alerted the enemy.
TheBasementNerd
Correct
NPaine
https://i.imgur.com/KtSxudb
beaubrent
The music does not elevate this at all.
Bonesy84
Hey, that’s the scatman! And he was a treasure
CaptainMCMLVIII
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
The fucking guy walking out lmaooo
Asteroidrules
I'd be pretty upset if someone threw a grenade at me.
bob22222212
Yeah thanks for pointing out the punchline of the joke
[deleted]
Let me rephrase for people that can’t understand generalizations: “thanks for pointing out the main part of the video” better?
eliquo
https://youtu.be/xWKbDs7JsEw Unedited video. Also, it’s an airsoft kind, not a real one
Problemwoodchuck
Sergei, on his lunch break: Blyat
DamascusFire
This is fucking lit
Fuzzynubz
What did he think would happen. Lol immediately knew he'd fucked up
jappie348
Its clearly fake
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Considering the lack of everyone fucking dying, i have to concur.
Muhanoid
Training grenade. Most likely airsoft grenade. There's a lot of stores like this here. ... Uh... People like arisoft.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
man I didn't know the Hawaii 5-0 theme was popular in Russian memes but I am down
MAN9000
In traveling internationally, most music from pop culture is universal. In the US, we listen to more international pop than we realize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC64gKvh5R8
jery007
It's new there
88wut
“Book him to the gulags, comrade Dano!”
LocalZoophile
I remember seeing a much better version, without added stupid sound effects, zooming, and musical interludes
Yeah I may have posted a 80's version the original from '69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpxJsy8nfjA or the modern remake is better
Modern = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6GyJoWPq8
I meant of what op posted, not the Hawaii-5-0 theme. There was a much better, cleaner version of it. Now *that* was a good meme.
NotDownWitOldschool
Such a beautiful culture.
Mpete
Every man from every land who ever wore a uniform know that this skirt never fought to defend the landowners dirt because...
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING WAY TO HOLD A HAND GRENADE!
Lever towards palm
joechristo
probably just smoke grenade or that guy would likely be dead
jj999124
Likely a TAG-19. Airsoft safe version of a rdg-5.
ahhh
alternator43
I feel like they're calling out to me from Scatland.
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
Bruh I need the source of that song on the ending... Please someone
https://youtu.be/02vDkMEdIkY?t=54 but you also might like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 and the rest of his music
WORDLIMIT: Scatman John - Scatmans World (Official Video) HD -Scatman John | Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD -Scatman John
I can't believe that I didn't recognize it was the scatman
WorshipTheSun
Nuthin' to see here folks just a smoker.
Catsmakemesneeze1
Wet dream of everyone in the nra right there
sublimesapphire
He went all jared letto in lord of War on that one
sadurdaynight
rgd-5 grenade.. looks like it has 2 pins, one the safety and another a trip wife. Both attached with short wife. Pull safety too hard, 1/
pin comes out too, drops the primer, and you can't re-pin it to stop explosion. Maybe? Looking at wikipedia... /2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RGD-5#/media/File:Russian_-_MUV_pull_fuze.jpg
ForestRed
Yeah, it's an airsoft variant of the RGD-5. Probably TAGINN TAG-19
Tyanet
Definitely not a live grenade, there would have been way more smoke/dust and probably some broken glass. Probably a training/airsoft one.
nameused
Airsoft, taggin grenades are made in Russia.
TrueLegateDamar
Employee would be dead too
BlueStamp
Nah, he’s Russian, those guys are invincible.
mto96
Thats looks like an F1. If it had been real all the people you see would be dead probably
Either that or an RGD. Hard to tell since you can’t see the grenade body and they use the same fuse/spoon setup.
True didnt think of that.
My moneys on a TAG-19 airsoft safe replica of a rdg-5. Taginn is a russian based pyrotechnic manufacturer for airsoft and paintball
He pulls the pin on an airsoft replica of a RGD-5 grenade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWKbDs7JsEw&feature=youtu.be
Likely a TAG-19. A airsoft safe replica of a rdg-5. Especially since the company that makes them is russian based
Maybe, but I don’t think pyrotechnics like that have a fuse that smokes. That’s something that’s super characteristic of Russian grenades.
No the airsoft pyro we have in the US primarily comes from TAGinn and Enola Gaye. Their frags smoke like that when the fuse it lit
TAGinn being the maker of the TAG-19 rdg5 replica
PereatMundus
Or just a live fuse in an empty grenade
Most likely. That’s basically what a ‘training’ grenade is. An empty metal shell with a hole in the bottom and a live fuse. Still makes a...
Yup. While all the shit shooters are going through iteration after iteration, we idiots who finished on the 1st iteration got to hurl those.
...nice bang, but not enough to kill anyone.
Udstolpe
I training grenade does not have a live fuse. And you have to stuff it down someones throat to kill someone with that.
Yes it does. Can’t speak from experience w/ RGD-5’s and F1’s, but M67 training grenades use the same fuse as live M67’s.
MostIndeedlySo
That's what she said.
Take your upvote and GET OUT
VibratingNipples
Looks like a dummy
printcraft
Ok, but what about the grenade?
IWantToHugEveryCat
Real grenades don't smoke like that.
EricPisch
Or an air soft one
RekkonV
Likely a TAG-019.
My guess exactly. Every time this is posted
http://airsoftpyrotechnics.com/tag-19-pack-of-6.html
VengefulGrandma
Are we just gonna glaze over the FUKKIN AT-4 on the wall
gooddiemite
Lol ikr
Looks more like an RPG-26 on it's side. Definitely not an AT-4 though. Probably ready for TAG rounds since it's an airsoft store.
BlackHatInc
Who actually holds a grenade with their thumb on the same side as their fingers? But I will still call "set up"
Mitanhal
In weight lifting one name is the suicide grip.
Bruhbeans
Definitely is
DestRoyals89
Have you ever actually you know... Thrown a grenade?
Yes, yes I have.
KatieIsALady
We hear an explosion but see no smoke nor debris. I'm calling fake.
HedonistBeard
Russians.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
You people actually kill me on the need to call what is an obvious joke a fake or set up. Like no shit. That's the point. SNL is set up too.
Ripper25992
Yeah who even does that!! I mean it.. who does that??
doubleyouexwhyandz
He does.
ruferto
army does, see other comments
smallfruit
On American grenades there’s actually a secondary safety you have to flip off with your thumb. Not to be a dick, just sayin.
diontheunstable
play S.T.A.L.K.E.R., you'll see the russian grenades that don't have a spoon in action.
stevenstephenstefan
it's amazing russian grenades even have a pin.
UavinAGiggowMate
They also have a longer fuse. Someone decided that they weren't safe enough.
TreasonousCheeto
Depends on the grenade. Standard M67 frag grenade used by Marines has no such thing.
kilobet12
When I went through combat training in 2012 there was the thumb clip and the pin
guy73378
Standard M67 frag used by army does, firm grip, thumb the click, twist pull pin, frag out baby
As a Soldier, I like to think that the Marines just werent worth the extra cost. XD
Guess they made a new version since my time.
*thumb the clip*
ererr
Thumbless grip is actually pretty common.. It's so when you throw it, there's no chance of slipping on your thumb.
icyanddicey
Did... Did he plan on throwing it?
notaninvestigator
This is the US Army way of throwing grenades circa 2004. May have changed.
ForbiddenFreedom
US Army taught us to put the spoon of the grenade in between thumb and index finger to prevent accidental arming.
Nuttburger
I don’t know man the army taught just to yeet that bitch and have the cadre smack the fuck outta for not ducking in time
I seent that, too. Saw the remains of one of the bunkers where a fuckhead dropped the nade.
experiencemike
What's the spoon of a grenade?
Bananabeanie
The handle which flicks up when you let go of it.
prupuponcio
Which (importantly) is the part that triggers the fuse to start counting down
Soggybathroomsock
Can anyone tell me what he's trying to explain?
jerwelch66
He's trying to explain how the left is trying to screw up America.
You see Ivan, I fucked up
iwin
I see I see
Probably new taggin airsoft grenade.
SquonkGonzalesAttorneyatLaw
How to get isekaied without using a truck.
Breakyourself666
hes explaining how to use it "first we bend back this thing, then we pull the pin and finally we release the switch" " oh shit *throws"
fbutt09
How Putin was his childhood hero and that he will be voting him in the next elections. Opa.
dogestyle
how to make avocado spread
slyvic
How to play a prank on Ivan
SexyAttackHelicopter
big bada boom
JustHereToSeeStuff
Boom
TheNewWhite
How to kill your employees
Fhant
Or give them a long lasting case of tinitus.
SupraLove
greggor
He’s explaining step by step how to trigger it as he’s doing it. Then he yells OH OH and throws it. The other guy says “Have you gone crazy?
Tychodin
Не дай мне Бог сойти с ума.
whatsupbud
Probably how as long as you don’t release the safety lever you can place the pin back into the grenade.
xj4low
The pins aren't really made to be put back in right? Kind of a don't mess with anything made to be thrown away from you.
They can be put back in but I wouldn’t want to make it a practice. Should only pull the pin when ready to throw. Kind of a last resort thing
Not really. You can, but it’s still safer to not pull the pin unless you’re ready to throw.
gandraw
There's the reusable training ones where you can put the pins back in. But the pins in those are tied to the grenade with some wire...
AnthonyBlumpkins
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
coltizzle357
What is your name, What is your quest, What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
ShortyM
African or European swallow?
Think both do. Checking pornhub...
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Well, I don't know!!
So you pull the barbs and then pull the pin out. Then you release the clamp OH OH FUCK.
ARE YOU ALL FUCKING WENT INSANE, ISN'T IT?!
patotheduck
Is it possible to put the clamp back down to stop it or explodey hand time?
The clamp initiates burning of the fuse. If you released clamp - throw. https://imgur.com/RULwZaz
vitalipom
He's explaining how to activate it ? "To pull the niddle we strengthen it behind, then we pull the ring and release the grenade....blyat!"
Then he's bff comes out and shouts "wtf did you all go nuts?..........blyat!"
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Blyat mean anything?
It's a swear word in Russian.
KiyaSeraphia
Google says it's interchangeable with both Shit! and Fuck!, or some blend of the two when used as a exclamation of surprise or frustration
Darn we have to come up with new words now!
lilliflowertittipower
Can he put the pin back in?
Paulier73
Lack of deadness makes me think not a real grenade.
charminglily832718
Russians have a proud self-teaching/self reliance tradition. Unfortunately, this doesn't mix well with hand grenades...
arealistohthehumanity
967Evil
ITS A TIN OF RUSSIAN SARDINE & TROPICAL FRUIT COCKTAIL SPREAD IN A PINEAPPLE SHAPED TIN !!! OBVIOUS - blew up cos its past its sell by date
necessaryweevil
are we not doing coffin dance memes anymore?
DrDadJokes
The meme kinda dance coffin itself to oblivion from overuse
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Oh we are. This just isn't one of them yet. Feel free to do it yourself if you want.
TheMikes057
Exclamation sound , just like the one from NES Metal Gear when you were spotted or alerted the enemy.
TheBasementNerd
Correct
NPaine
https://i.imgur.com/KtSxudb
beaubrent
The music does not elevate this at all.
Bonesy84
Hey, that’s the scatman! And he was a treasure
CaptainMCMLVIII
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
The fucking guy walking out lmaooo
Asteroidrules
I'd be pretty upset if someone threw a grenade at me.
bob22222212
Yeah thanks for pointing out the punchline of the joke
[deleted]
[deleted]
bob22222212
Let me rephrase for people that can’t understand generalizations: “thanks for pointing out the main part of the video” better?
eliquo
https://youtu.be/xWKbDs7JsEw Unedited video. Also, it’s an airsoft kind, not a real one
Problemwoodchuck
Sergei, on his lunch break: Blyat
DamascusFire
This is fucking lit
Fuzzynubz
What did he think would happen. Lol immediately knew he'd fucked up
jappie348
Its clearly fake
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Considering the lack of everyone fucking dying, i have to concur.
Muhanoid
Training grenade. Most likely airsoft grenade. There's a lot of stores like this here. ... Uh... People like arisoft.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
man I didn't know the Hawaii 5-0 theme was popular in Russian memes but I am down
MAN9000
In traveling internationally, most music from pop culture is universal. In the US, we listen to more international pop than we realize.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC64gKvh5R8
jery007
It's new there
88wut
“Book him to the gulags, comrade Dano!”
LocalZoophile
I remember seeing a much better version, without added stupid sound effects, zooming, and musical interludes
NotThatJoeYouKnow
Yeah I may have posted a 80's version the original from '69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpxJsy8nfjA or the modern remake is better
NotThatJoeYouKnow
Modern = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6GyJoWPq8
LocalZoophile
I meant of what op posted, not the Hawaii-5-0 theme. There was a much better, cleaner version of it. Now *that* was a good meme.
NotDownWitOldschool
Such a beautiful culture.
Mpete
Every man from every land who ever wore a uniform know that this skirt never fought to defend the landowners dirt because...
Mpete
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING WAY TO HOLD A HAND GRENADE!
Mpete
Lever towards palm
joechristo
probably just smoke grenade or that guy would likely be dead
jj999124
Likely a TAG-19. Airsoft safe version of a rdg-5.
joechristo
ahhh
alternator43
I feel like they're calling out to me from Scatland.
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
Bruh I need the source of that song on the ending... Please someone
Muhanoid
https://youtu.be/02vDkMEdIkY?t=54 but you also might like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 and the rest of his music
Muhanoid
WORDLIMIT: Scatman John - Scatmans World (Official Video) HD -Scatman John | Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD -Scatman John
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
I can't believe that I didn't recognize it was the scatman
WorshipTheSun
Nuthin' to see here folks just a smoker.
Catsmakemesneeze1
Wet dream of everyone in the nra right there
sublimesapphire
He went all jared letto in lord of War on that one
sadurdaynight
rgd-5 grenade.. looks like it has 2 pins, one the safety and another a trip wife. Both attached with short wife. Pull safety too hard, 1/
sadurdaynight
pin comes out too, drops the primer, and you can't re-pin it to stop explosion. Maybe? Looking at wikipedia... /2
sadurdaynight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RGD-5#/media/File:Russian_-_MUV_pull_fuze.jpg
ForestRed
Yeah, it's an airsoft variant of the RGD-5. Probably TAGINN TAG-19
Tyanet
Definitely not a live grenade, there would have been way more smoke/dust and probably some broken glass. Probably a training/airsoft one.
nameused
Airsoft, taggin grenades are made in Russia.
TrueLegateDamar
Employee would be dead too
BlueStamp
Nah, he’s Russian, those guys are invincible.
mto96
Thats looks like an F1. If it had been real all the people you see would be dead probably
Tyanet
Either that or an RGD. Hard to tell since you can’t see the grenade body and they use the same fuse/spoon setup.
mto96
True didnt think of that.
jj999124
My moneys on a TAG-19 airsoft safe replica of a rdg-5. Taginn is a russian based pyrotechnic manufacturer for airsoft and paintball
ForestRed
He pulls the pin on an airsoft replica of a RGD-5 grenade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWKbDs7JsEw&feature=youtu.be
jj999124
Likely a TAG-19. A airsoft safe replica of a rdg-5. Especially since the company that makes them is russian based
Tyanet
Maybe, but I don’t think pyrotechnics like that have a fuse that smokes. That’s something that’s super characteristic of Russian grenades.
jj999124
No the airsoft pyro we have in the US primarily comes from TAGinn and Enola Gaye. Their frags smoke like that when the fuse it lit
jj999124
TAGinn being the maker of the TAG-19 rdg5 replica
PereatMundus
Or just a live fuse in an empty grenade
Tyanet
Most likely. That’s basically what a ‘training’ grenade is. An empty metal shell with a hole in the bottom and a live fuse. Still makes a...
PereatMundus
Yup. While all the shit shooters are going through iteration after iteration, we idiots who finished on the 1st iteration got to hurl those.
Tyanet
...nice bang, but not enough to kill anyone.
Udstolpe
I training grenade does not have a live fuse. And you have to stuff it down someones throat to kill someone with that.
Tyanet
Yes it does. Can’t speak from experience w/ RGD-5’s and F1’s, but M67 training grenades use the same fuse as live M67’s.
MostIndeedlySo
That's what she said.
Tyanet
Take your upvote and GET OUT
VibratingNipples
Looks like a dummy
printcraft
Ok, but what about the grenade?
IWantToHugEveryCat
Real grenades don't smoke like that.
EricPisch
Or an air soft one
RekkonV
Likely a TAG-019.
jj999124
My guess exactly. Every time this is posted
RekkonV
http://airsoftpyrotechnics.com/tag-19-pack-of-6.html
VengefulGrandma
Are we just gonna glaze over the FUKKIN AT-4 on the wall
gooddiemite
Lol ikr
ForestRed
Looks more like an RPG-26 on it's side. Definitely not an AT-4 though. Probably ready for TAG rounds since it's an airsoft store.
VengefulGrandma
BlackHatInc
Who actually holds a grenade with their thumb on the same side as their fingers? But I will still call "set up"
Mitanhal
In weight lifting one name is the suicide grip.
Bruhbeans
Definitely is
DestRoyals89
Have you ever actually you know... Thrown a grenade?
BlackHatInc
Yes, yes I have.
KatieIsALady
We hear an explosion but see no smoke nor debris. I'm calling fake.
HedonistBeard
Russians.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
You people actually kill me on the need to call what is an obvious joke a fake or set up. Like no shit. That's the point. SNL is set up too.
Ripper25992
Yeah who even does that!! I mean it.. who does that??
doubleyouexwhyandz
He does.
ruferto
army does, see other comments
smallfruit
On American grenades there’s actually a secondary safety you have to flip off with your thumb. Not to be a dick, just sayin.
diontheunstable
play S.T.A.L.K.E.R., you'll see the russian grenades that don't have a spoon in action.
stevenstephenstefan
it's amazing russian grenades even have a pin.
UavinAGiggowMate
They also have a longer fuse. Someone decided that they weren't safe enough.
TreasonousCheeto
Depends on the grenade. Standard M67 frag grenade used by Marines has no such thing.
kilobet12
When I went through combat training in 2012 there was the thumb clip and the pin
guy73378
Standard M67 frag used by army does, firm grip, thumb the click, twist pull pin, frag out baby
[deleted]
[deleted]
guy73378
As a Soldier, I like to think that the Marines just werent worth the extra cost. XD
TreasonousCheeto
Guess they made a new version since my time.
guy73378
*thumb the clip*
ererr
Thumbless grip is actually pretty common.. It's so when you throw it, there's no chance of slipping on your thumb.
icyanddicey
Did... Did he plan on throwing it?
notaninvestigator
This is the US Army way of throwing grenades circa 2004. May have changed.
ForbiddenFreedom
US Army taught us to put the spoon of the grenade in between thumb and index finger to prevent accidental arming.
Nuttburger
I don’t know man the army taught just to yeet that bitch and have the cadre smack the fuck outta for not ducking in time
ForbiddenFreedom
I seent that, too. Saw the remains of one of the bunkers where a fuckhead dropped the nade.
experiencemike
What's the spoon of a grenade?
Bananabeanie
The handle which flicks up when you let go of it.
prupuponcio
Which (importantly) is the part that triggers the fuse to start counting down
Soggybathroomsock
Can anyone tell me what he's trying to explain?
jerwelch66
He's trying to explain how the left is trying to screw up America.
DrDadJokes
You see Ivan, I fucked up
iwin
I see I see
nameused
Probably new taggin airsoft grenade.
SquonkGonzalesAttorneyatLaw
How to get isekaied without using a truck.
Breakyourself666
hes explaining how to use it "first we bend back this thing, then we pull the pin and finally we release the switch" " oh shit *throws"
fbutt09
How Putin was his childhood hero and that he will be voting him in the next elections. Opa.
dogestyle
how to make avocado spread
slyvic
How to play a prank on Ivan
SexyAttackHelicopter
big bada boom
JustHereToSeeStuff
Boom
TheNewWhite
How to kill your employees
Fhant
Or give them a long lasting case of tinitus.
SupraLove
greggor
He’s explaining step by step how to trigger it as he’s doing it. Then he yells OH OH and throws it. The other guy says “Have you gone crazy?
Tychodin
Не дай мне Бог сойти с ума.
whatsupbud
Probably how as long as you don’t release the safety lever you can place the pin back into the grenade.
xj4low
The pins aren't really made to be put back in right? Kind of a don't mess with anything made to be thrown away from you.
whatsupbud
They can be put back in but I wouldn’t want to make it a practice. Should only pull the pin when ready to throw. Kind of a last resort thing
Tyanet
Not really. You can, but it’s still safer to not pull the pin unless you’re ready to throw.
gandraw
There's the reusable training ones where you can put the pins back in. But the pins in those are tied to the grenade with some wire...
AnthonyBlumpkins
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
coltizzle357
What is your name, What is your quest, What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
ShortyM
African or European swallow?
AnthonyBlumpkins
Think both do. Checking pornhub...
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Well, I don't know!!
Muhanoid
So you pull the barbs and then pull the pin out. Then you release the clamp OH OH FUCK.
Muhanoid
ARE YOU ALL FUCKING WENT INSANE, ISN'T IT?!
patotheduck
Is it possible to put the clamp back down to stop it or explodey hand time?
Muhanoid
The clamp initiates burning of the fuse. If you released clamp - throw. https://imgur.com/RULwZaz
vitalipom
He's explaining how to activate it ? "To pull the niddle we strengthen it behind, then we pull the ring and release the grenade....blyat!"
vitalipom
Then he's bff comes out and shouts "wtf did you all go nuts?..........blyat!"
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Blyat mean anything?
vitalipom
It's a swear word in Russian.
KiyaSeraphia
Google says it's interchangeable with both Shit! and Fuck!, or some blend of the two when used as a exclamation of surprise or frustration
vitalipom
Darn we have to come up with new words now!