Botshifter

2852 pts ยท November 3, 2015


I just now realized there are two black characters in this film, and one uses voodoo while the other steals bases.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More artificial food? Just use real spider legs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how people think it's a symbol of their religion. It's a symbol of capital punishment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Is she offering to be my valentine? I

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biggest banana pepper I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The proper time to eat animals is when they're not cute anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see a real turtle, and I sure don't see a real dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's like a treadmill, but dizzier!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White people have such weird, slanting mouths.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

Fatimals? Balloonimals?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll go out on a limb here and say I'm looking for a dating site that won't cost an arm and a leg.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't buy a Coors light.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

He couldn't hold up his family. Burn.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why are we inventing a term for this? It's not "marital rape", anymore than murdering your wife is "marital murder". It's rape.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Everything is a perpetual motion machine, because energy is conserved.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whining about other people being sad is still whining.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You can actually use drinking alcohol for both.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As rich and as skinny as supermodels.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bender, then Flexo, where's Fry?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got it all over their glasses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm humming the Batman theme in my head.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That wasn't catnip, was it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate Minecraft, Beyonce, Superhero Movies and Donald Trump. I'll focus on what I like: masturbating.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ironically she now looks like neither of them, but is more childish.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Wah wah wah..." - The Penguin

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any Photorealist.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked at this while humming Powerhouse by Raymond Scott.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would go great with a Stephen Cold Beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love both pixels of this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1