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May 22, 2016 8:52 PM
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UVBNAXED
So confusing. So cute, but taste sooooooooo good
InnovativeDuck
He looks cold- better put him in your SUV to keep him warm.
hellhelly
What a pretty buffalo
IronicJeremyIrons
Boy deer bc his little horn spots on his head
undertheaurora
Well when you take your glasses off it looks a bit like a chicken breast, so I say cook it like a chicken breast.
Delusionallol
Just don't fawn over it until it's grown up...
HighSeass
Oh deer
FecesAllMighty
He just looks like his life is all screwed up. He's taking a break from that shit
foolishmidget
Totes just found one yesterday at work too.
ehhhidunno
What a peaceful picture
RezDogLover
I love when animals sleep curled up like this it's so endearing.
CherryBlossomIsNowInFullBloom
Put... Put your
Shadow1111
Oh my god,it's one of the rarest endangered species in my country,why is it there? (Soo cute)
DeniseConroy
Do not eat him leave him alone
MyFavoritesAreNice
What a strange dog. Might be a new breed, keep him.
ILiveUnderARock
Was hoping this would go right over someone's head and they'd try to correct you. I love when people do that. They're so adorable.
CopperWench
"Those are buffalo!"
nepenthes126
You think he'd make a good service dog?
DarthPiette
Would be an excellent hunting dog...luring out other deer.
Leonicko
I request more pics!
ThatOneGuyYouAllWishYouWere
Wait for it to feel safe in the meadow, then shoot its mom and burn down the forest.
TheHuskee
Savage
InGamingFashion
In all seriousness don't touch it. You could leave your scent on it, and the mom may reject it after that.
BarrythebionicdouchebagDylan
That's a myth, the mother will still care for it.
AtomicBuddha
He'll be ripe when his spots darken and fall off. These spots should be planted to produce more.
BabyBumbleBee3
this makes me wanna draw it.
smithd7
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MeepyMcMeepMeep
do it!
BabyBumbleBee3
Will do, I just gotta go do some chores first.
errrrrrrrreehhhyeahhhh
yes pls
ImJustALittleHusky
Oh they are the most tender while they still have the spots. You better get that bad boy in the smoker ASAP.
OstrichNeckedBastard
See people, this is what you get when you vaccinate your dogs.
Diaberto
Definitely throw some of them chives in with him if you do!
corinth314159
I wonder where it's mother is...
nepenthes126
It's gone now so Mama came by to pick pick up from daycare
corinth314159
Its
silverbrotherskeeper
"It is gone now..." so it's is correct.
theaecy
Probably out foraging. They often leave the young ones to hide so they don't get in the way/draw attention to themselves/die as easily.
gideonsd
Feed him and water him make him fat. He will keep coming back. Bang
Yepthosearebees
The only food you should stuff is turkey you perv.
Brickthedummydog
Aw my MIL just raised a deer last year. After almost 4 days his mom didn't come back and he started crying so she adopted him
RichardAbel
Let him alone or he is dead! Mommy won't help him if he smells like you!
BarrythebionicdouchebagDylan
That's a myth, m8.
ampzilla
This is false.
TheRickestofMortys
You don't eat it you just fawn over it.
OogaOogaMooshka
Please tell me you didn't put him in your SUV because you "thought he was cold!".
sheneedstosortoutherpriorities
As a South Dakotan, that whole situation pissed me off. Same with Deputy Dumbass who messed with one of the Bison and received injuries. DUH
SpacePrincessPeach
I understood that reference, poor little one. Stupid people, its got a coat and you didn't find it in a frozen river its not cold. Idiots
TheTurboToaster
Nope, put him in the smoker instead. Much better place.
SnakeBiteScares
I don't get this reference, can someone explain?
twentysomething
Idiot tourists in Yellowstone put a bison calf in their suv because "he looked cold." Officials weren't able to reintroduce and was euthed.
Andytasteslikecandy
Why do you have so many chives! Do you have huge garden?
nepenthes126
I run a market garden and sell to local restaurants and a small CSA.
mcshady
Hm. I always thought chives were like onions, and they went bad if they bolted and flowered. I dont know why I thought that, but I did.
nepenthes126
No they're great perennials. I just sold all the blossoms. You just keep cutting them and they keep coming back.
ozzycats
As a chef, those look beautiful
buckbuckbuckybuck
I am a suburban lady that just realized chives flower. I am 26. -_______________-
AuntSharron
I was close to your age when I learned that chives aren't scallions.
ProfessorSteven
No eating until the spots are gone.
tuevon
Opposite of banana.
GodSiege
http://youtu.be/7EYjOIla78I
MrCDXX
It's like nature's version of that ridiculous little picture on beer cans that let's you know when when the beer is cold enough to drink.
jaijaikali
I dunno, baby cows are mighty tasty...
SpecimenSpiff
And baby sheep!
nepenthes126
so we should eat all babies?
M1nyan1e
Seems like A Modest Proposal
SpecimenSpiff
Sure! You haven't lived until you tried genuine baby-back ribs! Yeah, they take a little over 9 months to make, but oh so tender.
nepenthes126
Will it ripen on the counter?
TheAmazingLibrarian
No they're like strawberries. You don't want to pick them until they're ripe.
jt005
It will not
OldIronsides
Mother deer often leave their fawns alone for a time because they don't have any smell that attracts predators like the adults do.
ItsBetterToBeASmartAssThanADumbass
Wish that were the same for human fawns ????
steazyae
Only if given water regularly and left in the sunlight. Watch out for the pointy bits at the bottom, they are sharp as shit when kicking you
AlphaQueueBeta
cuttlefishsticks
But seriously totally eat it. Screw deer. Too damn many of them in the world as it is.
SwiftBlackWolf
NOoooOOoo D:
cuttlefishsticks
Overpopulation of deer is more harmful to deer and ecosystems as a whole then responsible hunting and culling would ever be.
SwiftBlackWolf
yes i know but its a baby calm your factual cuttletits
MyBananaIsRipeToMeasureYourOriginalCuntent
I could say the same about those darn homo sapiens.
cuttlefishsticks
Eating those is not very good for you though from what I've heard.
Bwentos
Gotta watch out for the brains I hear...