12154 pts · August 6, 2015
just a chill ass mofo trying to get thru this journey we call life.
I ain't got beer but if you're looking for that Vienna sausage ?
Literally happened to me, then the girl proceeded to bang 4 of my friends when I could've had her first ?
My dog licks my toes all the time. I don't let him bc it feels gross, but the other day I woke up to him going to town on my feet?
My grandpa used to have a Ferret but since they were/are(?) Illegal in CA she was always hidden.
For a year I got stuck buying them saying their only 3.99 a piece that's nothing! ?
In my area stores are putting limits on noodles, milk, eggs, and some meats and chicken so lately I've actually seen and purchased some.
Some of these are dope
I guess the emoji I tried putting wasn't available and it auto corrected
I now enjoy dark humor and try to find the light in tragedies. ♂️Thanks dysfunctional family
My brother shattered a door in Vegas, paid the damages $800+, then called his bank said it was a fraudulent charge and got back his money
Applying the lotion like....
This was more like a shart than a mini dump
I tried it, then took it out of the recipe of my "keto" coffee and it tastes better without it ♂️
That fresh prince episode gets me every gd time. I can relate so hard.
That's good right?
Fuck bitches, get money! Marry a hot lady Dr or Nurse!
I'm glAd this was broken down so intensely. My hangover saw maths and said nope.
I would've gone with a classic "Rape Van" spray painted across it
Nice! Found my "lost" wedding ring in some old dressy shoes I hadn't worn in over a year
When mom starts losing Dad's be like...
wife made me toss out some good boxes. no lie the next week we got a letter saying the building was sold and we had 2 months to be out.
I lost 61 lbs on keto then gained back 40, but I'm back at it again, good luck to you on keeping it off!
All of a sudden everyone is an introvert, what's up with that?
Then she stuck an egg up his butt
It's shit like this that makes me believe there is a cure for Cancer, but the Chemo companies would lose out on BILLIONS so it don't happen
The Joe's were as sloppy as her floppies
I sure would like a pizza her
It has been spoken, so it shall be.....
I'm so down to buy these for my wife
I ain't got beer but if you're looking for that Vienna sausage ?
Literally happened to me, then the girl proceeded to bang 4 of my friends when I could've had her first ?
My dog licks my toes all the time. I don't let him bc it feels gross, but the other day I woke up to him going to town on my feet?
My grandpa used to have a Ferret but since they were/are(?) Illegal in CA she was always hidden.
For a year I got stuck buying them saying their only 3.99 a piece that's nothing! ?
In my area stores are putting limits on noodles, milk, eggs, and some meats and chicken so lately I've actually seen and purchased some.
Some of these are dope
I guess the emoji I tried putting wasn't available and it auto corrected
I now enjoy dark humor and try to find the light in tragedies. ♂️Thanks dysfunctional family
My brother shattered a door in Vegas, paid the damages $800+, then called his bank said it was a fraudulent charge and got back his money
Applying the lotion like....
This was more like a shart than a mini dump
I tried it, then took it out of the recipe of my "keto" coffee and it tastes better without it ♂️
That fresh prince episode gets me every gd time. I can relate so hard.
That's good right?
Fuck bitches, get money! Marry a hot lady Dr or Nurse!
I'm glAd this was broken down so intensely. My hangover saw maths and said nope.
I would've gone with a classic "Rape Van" spray painted across it
Nice! Found my "lost" wedding ring in some old dressy shoes I hadn't worn in over a year
When mom starts losing Dad's be like...
wife made me toss out some good boxes. no lie the next week we got a letter saying the building was sold and we had 2 months to be out.
I lost 61 lbs on keto then gained back 40, but I'm back at it again, good luck to you on keeping it off!
All of a sudden everyone is an introvert, what's up with that?
Then she stuck an egg up his butt
It's shit like this that makes me believe there is a cure for Cancer, but the Chemo companies would lose out on BILLIONS so it don't happen
The Joe's were as sloppy as her floppies
I sure would like a pizza her
It has been spoken, so it shall be.....
I'm so down to buy these for my wife