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No one will steal that
Feb 9, 2020 2:59 PM
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vahnn
Bullshit. Everyone knows there's candy and sex in there.
hobohondo3000
Crackhead came by and cut off the female ends to all my hoses. People do weird stuff so better keep it locked just to be safe. Just saying
Magnum3point141592654
Get ready for the dented sides because people will assume you won't care if they open their doors wide. Counterproductive, IMO.
TheDemonBarberofFleetStreet
EvoAngeL
It's called art you uncultured swine. But that doesn't make it good art...
CryptFist
Also it’s a Volkswagen
northhole
It will look like that after 5-6 years anyway..... ?
CryptFist
Like it will make it 5 year 2-3 maximum
justasithought
I can’t speak for other places, but if you park that in certain areas of East Los Angeles it will be taken.
ChloeRed
If you are parking a UK plated van in East LA, I think you might have enough money to not care? ;)
BoostZilla
I would've gone with a classic "Rape Van" spray painted across it
Bossy22
Or: Rolling Probable Cause
ThyDevilsAdvocate
KittyKlimt6
They steal VW-Vans old&new like crazy. Cannot leave them on an unattended parking lot. Stole parts while friend of mine slept in it...
MercFHire
nazzCheeseShaper
Everybody going to steal that lol
turdferguson181
Rust on the windows?
8hourgamer
and plastic bumpers
GrumpyOldMillennial
A lot of cargo vans have metal panel inserts instead of windows in that area.
turdferguson181
Perfect door handles, new tires, no dents
WagTheHeart
Wheels are too clean.
Chandler920
Mike and the boys would have the best time in that!
A7XArbalest
Nice idea but you can still notice it's in good condition. Look at those alloys, they're immaculate.
Pokedmeinthecoconut
I like this.
Klingon00
Over done. Needs to be more subtle as this probably would attract attention as much as being shiny and new.
GregRinehart
Also the spotless tires and rims draw the eye.
RhymingEverything
yeah, looks fake
cujo67
Grey man theory
Biophysics
but then portions of the vinyl wrap will be a shitty reproduction of a good paint job
ChloeRed
Number plate helps. T prefix would make the van look to be from 1999.
SirDawby
Yea. Windows rusted over? Confusing
PugPugPugPug
Panel van.
MonoclesAndManacles
Cargo vans have the back passenger windows as metal panels instead of glass.
LiquidSleep
Best way not to get robbed is to not own anything nice #lifehack
Solvedmind
Looks perfect for a soup kitchen...
quillionfw7
Was stolen two days after
Susurration
anyone notice the license plate says "OMG"?
Ancientmariner52
Knew a lady who bought a brand new BMW R90/6 motorcycle. And a spare matching gas tank. Beat hell out of the tank with a ball pein hammer>
Ancientmariner52
>sprayed several colors of rattle can primer. Used the ugly tank in town, good one for trips. Said it was cheaper than theft insurance.
noeljb
I made a camera bag out of a diaper bag. Then I stained the bag with tea. Accidentally left it on a train in UK. Recovered it @ End Of Line.
TheGinge2010
Oh good my vans wrap is done now I can hand candy out to kids
bolognanipple
Hey probably wouldn’t break into the new one too
Axil311
except 4 good Tires
thegarts
Classic
definitelyincorrect
Do this on a lambo lol.
SaFalken
Our rusty work van was stolen last week. Found burnt out after stripping out every major component
friggenjeebus
Who steals mini vans?
FuttBuckit
Gangs
ThisOldCPU
The Libyans Marty!
PoliticalMayhem
Gangsters have kids too
DogeTheBugBountyHunter
People with small feet?
vanelanjenkins
That's a regular van tho.
likes2snipe
People usually steal what’s in minivans. A lot of these belong to contractors with several thousands worth in equipment
KittyKlimt6
If It starts at 60.000€ and goes up to 90.000€ maybe someone who wants to sell an expensive camper?
strykerG8
Thieves with friends
1phenylpropan2amine
*slaps mini van* you can fit sooo much contraband in one of these
phonoodle415
Ah the word contraband. Takes me back to the juvy days
AikoMizushima
Thieves looking for tools to sell.
ArmoredFox
Mini thieves.
ohwhocaresanyway
Someone with a lot of candy to give away.
nimroPandaTerror
Small time cons
Theatomicnut
In Chicago they have been getting stolen a bunch, the panel doors are good for drive bys :/
WhenInDoubtC4
A nicely equipped VW can cost you 70-80k
MfaitC137
I would. Unless it's reported it's rarely pulled over.
ilyvinVoter
Midgets they need small vans
Glenalth
Not sure, they didn't catch the people that stole mine.
Frodomann1
Not a mini van, a utility can, which usually goes for $25000, and up to $40,000
slipstream222
VW worth $50k
Painahimah
My aunt's minivan was stolen out of their driveway 3 times at one point. They're easy to steal and it was always used for joyriding
dudedude09
Soccer moms. Karen can find and review car thieves on Facebook
Maaatth
Soccer moms drive SUV. Duh.
Grimmiemommer
Moms.
thatwoodguy
and a VW.
six187
VW is not cheap, this van is 30k
jerry703
Motorcycle thieves
BigJewishHulk
Netherlands here, they are stolen a lot and brought to eastern europe and africa
URNSHOW
Midgets.
TofuZebra
Had a bunch of hooligans steal my mom's mini van out of a hospital parking lot. Was using it to siphon gas out of people's cars.
TofuZebra
Got it back with stab marks in the ceiling, assorted gas cans, seats leaned all back, whole side of it scraped and front end damage.
Totallycasual
Those vans are actually very popular in some places, there's a whole community of modders that do fast and furious type stuff (visually).
AskARussian
Karen's
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Your mom
TurdBurglar3000
you're mom
Sarpedan
if its a ford transit, getaway vehicle
slipstream222
It's a VW based in the West of Scotland - was about a year old when they wrapped it
josephalanbailey2212789000
I’m in England where can I get this done????
Ziggy89
This van’s in Glasgow pal, I’m sure it’s Clyde Wraps that do it!
Siptro
False. They would because given the apparent dmg one could assume it would be easy to break into
iamdanman
killersoda275
I'm sure that's true, but as the owner of a shitty car that I can't lock. I've never had my shitty car stolen.
releasethedogs
It only gets more likely every minute of every day. Just wait a bit…
KanzenChowa
Yeah but i wager people wouldnt break into that van because theyd be afraid of pissing off a serial killer
AsidRayne1245
Yea... the van looks a little too sketchy
Rex83ll4t0r
Serial killer like the Scranton Strangler
SexDungeonsandDragons
I heard that Jim is secretly the Scranton Strangler.
Rex83ll4t0r
Whoa...i need to look into this. This is new to me
SexDungeonsandDragons
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2t550H_3BdM
Rex83ll4t0r
Ok there Dwight.
ericdidit
krissypoojackets
Haha.
Magnum3point141592654
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
PenguinPatriarch
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR.
Piloerection69
Michael!
Frankiejoneston
Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!!