BookSmart

19813 pts · May 22, 2013


I'm writing this at one in the morning after pulling an all-nighter last night. My world is an unceasing parade of vague paranoia and jittery angst. Validate my existence by shooting your upvotes all over my face, damn you.

I have heard tell he is a fwaggot

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Incase. And yes, they do. A lot, actually.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAIL SATAN

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He is Too Angry To Die

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

What, you don't like Lumpy the Wookiee?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They are three of only five men to successfully escape Alcatraz! I totally forget what the other two are, but those three might have lived.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clarence and John Anglin, as well as Frank Morris, escaped Alcatraz in 1962 with decoy heads and an inflatable raft. They were never caught.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tactical Bork

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If he gets buffer, does he become "twonk"?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me, it gives me hope that if I find something annoying enough, I can will myself to another plane of consciousness.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Not exactly the same, but a dude whose TV was playing Barney the Dinosaur while he was comatose dragged himself out of the coma to get away.

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

"Ah yes, clearly mentally disturbed. Scrambling their brain with a hammer and ice pick will fix that, no sweat."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's nothing "straight" about any of this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

have time or inclination to retrieve the dead, and the Danes were better armed and had a ransom to split, so they probably didn’t bother.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

300 of their soldiers, after which the city of Visbey paid a healthy ransom to the Danish king, Valdemar IV. So the Guntish probably didn’t

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Apparently the battle was between the Danes and the forces of Gotland. It’s estimated that the Guntish, who brought 2,000 men, lost all but

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Please god no, my commute is bad as it is.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Ripple nipple bastard

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, nobody else seems to remember Hans Richter, so maybe they’ve got the right idea about time travelers.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

YOU MUST BE TIRED AFTER TODAY. LET’S GO TO SLEEP!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is that Jack?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’ve got to cohabitate with a leprechaun.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

HAVER OF A SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7? Don’t let your daughter go for anything less than six goats and 10 meters of silk!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m not happy that someone was beaten to death, but I’m also not particularly torn up about it. It’s kinda fucked up from start to finish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 just makes me feel bad for Superman.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ALL HAIL

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

SETTRA A BEST. NAGASH A SHIT.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I think the show was a fun urban fantasy thing, it just wasn’t quite Dresden.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0