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http://whnt.com/2018/04/04/train-hauling-10m-pounds-of-human-feces-stranded-in-walker-county-town-god-help-us-if-it-gets-hot/
PARRISH, Ala. – Right now, dozens of train cars carrying 10 million pounds of poop are stranded in a rural Alabama rail yard. Technically it’s biowaste, but to the 982 residents in the small town of Parrish, that’s just semantics.
They want it gone. The load has been there for almost two months, and it’s making the whole place smell like a rotting animal carcass.
To add insult to injury, it isn’t even their poop. For the last year, waste management facilities in New York and one in New Jersey have been shipping tons of biowaste — literally, tons — to Big Sky Environmental, a private landfill in Adamsville, Alabama. But in January, the neighboring town of West Jefferson filed an injunction against Big Sky to keep the sludge from being stored in a nearby rail yard.
It was successful — but as a result, the poo already in transit got moved to Parrish, where there are no zoning laws to prevent the waste from being stored.
louferrigno
Caca.
ThePing
It's not just biowaste; it's biowaste from *New Jersey*. God help those poor people.
QualitySteel
venomousduck78
That’s an Epic load of shit
solaslunas
wow, they really couldn't write the damn thing to prevent anything not currently in transit? someone did a shit job.
IceWeaselX
#2: Why is a guy from Georgia using £ in his self-censorship? That's not standard on American keyboards.
BusinessShower
Radiolab episode about NY's poop problem:http://www.radiolab.org/story/poop-train/
VolcanoHerder
Thank you! Came here hoping someone else had linked so I wouldn't have to hunt for it. +1 from my lazy ass (that didn't poop on the train).
ShipsPassingintheNight
Fuck the poo-poo!
basicwhitelich
*say something nice. Be intelligent. Be smart. Don'tbe you just for once* "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
CometLaHal
toot toot!
Toxiclikeahemlocksip
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the injunction they filed kinda backfired?
TielKiri
It wasn't their's, it was someone else's injunction. They were also in Alabama, though.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
It’s right at home in Alabama
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
You guys really got to get your shit together.
Sheldonian
The problem is that they did
3mikey1
I find it interesting they went with “$£!+” when just changing to “$#!+” makes it almost read as “shit”.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
I never realized until now why those specific characters were chosen
ConcertoForOrchestra
As an nj resident, all I can think about is how some of that might be my poop.
Grillparzer
We appreciate your contribution.
metaxum
As a new yorker
hammersquirrel
The funny part is that Hank Hill was born in the Bronx
liziebizzie
I live in Walker County. This is actually the first I’ve heard of the poop train, but honestly it doesn’t surprise me..
liziebizzie
It’d be interesting to hunt this down and take pics or something but the smell ????
Frogthebountyhunter
crazycatladiesruletheworld
My question is, why isn't this turned into biosolids and used as fertilizer? It happens.
milwaSpaceRunner
Theres a Freakanomics podcast about this, pretty sad, shall link in the tomorrow.
IsACouchASeat
The train cars are filled with biosolids, and are to be used as fertilizer, which will be mixed with soil to provide a cover for the landfil
Itsmeredhat
Yanks beat them back to 'Bama and then shipped their sh!t there...classic.
DidaChikDumaChum
FabulousFire
Perfect.
DeltaBladeX
I know how they can fix the problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEizJ-TWua0
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGISE!
koops
"Hey guys did you get that thing I sent you?"
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Blitzkrieg05
I hate government regulation, but shit like this is why we can’t have nice things.
IDontCareIfIUseThisMemeWrongSwissIsNeutral
Merica, what's wrong with you? Never heard of water treatment, biogasplants and all this other cool stuff to prevent sh*t like this?
IsACouchASeat
This is not poop, it is biosolids, the bits left over after water treatment. It is fertilizer meant to be mixed with soil, cover the landfil
Begotten
Obviously not, after all this train is carrying shit from the entire country
CometLaHal
we literally just ok'd a new coal plant and are raising tariffs on imported solar tech dont talk to us about clean energy/waste
Greatwood
It doesnt make a buck at the expense of the planet
SkippedOver
Short version: Because New York City makes a lot of poop, and they can't meet disposal need internally so it outsources the job. 1/?
SkippedOver
Long version: Your average human makes 124 grams of poop a day. NYC, the largest source of the poop on that train has 8.5 million people 2/?
SkippedOver
(not factoring tourism and animals). That's 1054 metric tons (A little over 2 million pounds of poop) of poop a day. NYC alone 3/?
SkippedOver
could fill that train in a little under 5 days for reference. NYC as well has a very high urban density and land value, which makes 4/?
SkippedOver
construction of said facilities nearby prohibitive and likely less cost efficient. Given the city also has good access to rail, barge, 5/?
UnknownVD
How much poo is that in dollars?
Grillparzer
A shit load.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
At least 12
Sheldonian
A shit ton?
RandomSecretFart
Do they need poop knives?
HobbitHouse
Oh god. What an awful reminder.
RandomSecretFart
Ampersandzer0
JM1863
TablesBobbyTables
You should go on Shark Tank. Cut the crap and listen to my idea...
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definitelynotawolf
Thank you so much for this I’ve been confused and horrified for months
RandomSecretFart
TheLibrarianInTights
That's disgusting and sad.
C141Clay
It's EPIC !
tomyironmane
It is the economic model of New York. Siphon off the good stuff, dump your shit on everyone else.
Tampaps4
This can't be true why not send it to the sanitation plant ? Seriously putting feces on a freight car
OmnibusLatinName
And the least bit unexpected :(
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
From NY. Our poo is ok. But your fucked when it comes to Jersey poo. It's 10% tanning oil. Very flammable.
TheLibrarianInTights
Whats the difference between Jersey Girls and bags of garbage?
TheLibrarianInTights
garbage gets picked up!
bongles
I love that most new yorkers hate new jersey
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
We don't hate them. It's like we're the Yanks and they're the Mets. Nice people but of lesser quality.
GryphonHunter
This just proves New York and New Jersey are full of assholes
Antermosiph
I just moved up here to rochester, I think they're all to drunk. Seriously whats with all the bars? One every block.
Bombideer
"Bad news is doctors have discovered a disease with no known cures or symptoms. Good news is it is entirely isolated within New Jersey."
DeathStarTrek
Proves? I don't think anyone, including locals, denied that remark.
LordOfNapTime
Look at those 4 people from the grundle of the US downvote what you and I know is the absolute truth.
MrDeadsr
It shows that even local politicians are useless
FoxySpirit
Millions of assholes producing tons of shit.
Brandnewsecondhand
yes, humans poop
jenaleelee
14 billion assholes
mathmad26
New Jerseian but New Yorker by birth. Yes, we are, but this is more the fault of local and state Gov'ts than ours.
Helst
New Yorker here, you're correct.
Kira665
New Jersey here, yep.
ColostomyBrag
I smell what you're saying.
BowlDestroyer
New Jersey here. You're both correct
ekudram
At least they are no longer full of crap.
InfinitusEquitas
Oh yes we are! Well... our politicians are. They suck, and not in a good way.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Tons of them apparantly...
GryphonHunter
I think you're the only one who got my joke in this thread, so thanks
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Nw i gotcha mate.
FatherDale
Start a GoFundMe to have it sent to Washington.
MisterLemons
We can't, the place is already too full of shit, there's no room left.
UranusSpelunker
Why send it to the one place already busting at the seems? To be clear I include all both major parties in the full of shit category.
crocha9
I like this!
JupiterJedi
Great idea! I'd also like to donate some poop
whatbuttondoipush
Hanford won't even notice.
paulpounder
nonamejanie
And dumped on Pennsylvania Ave!
ThePakistallion
I would donate to purchase the biowaste and package it, and send it in fan mail to the president and Vice President.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Dibs. Now I get to do that
paulpounder
The orange man isn’t there very often it’s better to ship it to Mar-a-Lago because he is always there.
rando84
As a DC resident, how is that different than what you guys send us already?
definitelynotawolf
Eh, I’m used to it now I just plug my nose and ears and go about my business
paulpounder
m3mb3rb3rri3s
Send it to Gov Herbert in UT. He's actively opposing legalization of medical cannabis and belongs to live with the shit he brings himself.
Gingerella
D.C. to the politicians? Or state so it doesn’t get too warm?
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Yes.
rando84
In DC, we associate Congress with the rest of the country.
HobbitHouse
As a Washington state resident -DC. D.C.
tomyironmane
As one of the "Deplorable scum" living in "those pissant flyover states" D.C.