Poop on a train

Apr 5, 2018 10:48 PM

Jaspering

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http://whnt.com/2018/04/04/train-hauling-10m-pounds-of-human-feces-stranded-in-walker-county-town-god-help-us-if-it-gets-hot/

PARRISH, Ala. – Right now, dozens of train cars carrying 10 million pounds of poop are stranded in a rural Alabama rail yard. Technically it’s biowaste, but to the 982 residents in the small town of Parrish, that’s just semantics.

They want it gone. The load has been there for almost two months, and it’s making the whole place smell like a rotting animal carcass.

To add insult to injury, it isn’t even their poop. For the last year, waste management facilities in New York and one in New Jersey have been shipping tons of biowaste — literally, tons — to Big Sky Environmental, a private landfill in Adamsville, Alabama. But in January, the neighboring town of West Jefferson filed an injunction against Big Sky to keep the sludge from being stored in a nearby rail yard.

It was successful — but as a result, the poo already in transit got moved to Parrish, where there are no zoning laws to prevent the waste from being stored.

Caca.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not just biowaste; it's biowaste from *New Jersey*. God help those poor people.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

That’s an Epic load of shit

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

wow, they really couldn't write the damn thing to prevent anything not currently in transit? someone did a shit job.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2: Why is a guy from Georgia using £ in his self-censorship? That's not standard on American keyboards.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Radiolab episode about NY's poop problem:http://www.radiolab.org/story/poop-train/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Came here hoping someone else had linked so I wouldn't have to hunt for it. +1 from my lazy ass (that didn't poop on the train).

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck the poo-poo!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*say something nice. Be intelligent. Be smart. Don'tbe you just for once* "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

toot toot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the injunction they filed kinda backfired?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It wasn't their's, it was someone else's injunction. They were also in Alabama, though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s right at home in Alabama

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

You guys really got to get your shit together.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is that they did

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it interesting they went with “$£!+” when just changing to “$#!+” makes it almost read as “shit”.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I never realized until now why those specific characters were chosen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an nj resident, all I can think about is how some of that might be my poop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We appreciate your contribution.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a new yorker

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The funny part is that Hank Hill was born in the Bronx

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Walker County. This is actually the first I’ve heard of the poop train, but honestly it doesn’t surprise me..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’d be interesting to hunt this down and take pics or something but the smell ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My question is, why isn't this turned into biosolids and used as fertilizer? It happens.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Theres a Freakanomics podcast about this, pretty sad, shall link in the tomorrow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The train cars are filled with biosolids, and are to be used as fertilizer, which will be mixed with soil to provide a cover for the landfil

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yanks beat them back to 'Bama and then shipped their sh!t there...classic.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know how they can fix the problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEizJ-TWua0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGISE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hey guys did you get that thing I sent you?" v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate government regulation, but shit like this is why we can’t have nice things.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merica, what's wrong with you? Never heard of water treatment, biogasplants and all this other cool stuff to prevent sh*t like this?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

This is not poop, it is biosolids, the bits left over after water treatment. It is fertilizer meant to be mixed with soil, cover the landfil

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously not, after all this train is carrying shit from the entire country

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

we literally just ok'd a new coal plant and are raising tariffs on imported solar tech dont talk to us about clean energy/waste

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It doesnt make a buck at the expense of the planet

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short version: Because New York City makes a lot of poop, and they can't meet disposal need internally so it outsources the job. 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long version: Your average human makes 124 grams of poop a day. NYC, the largest source of the poop on that train has 8.5 million people 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(not factoring tourism and animals). That's 1054 metric tons (A little over 2 million pounds of poop) of poop a day. NYC alone 3/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

could fill that train in a little under 5 days for reference. NYC as well has a very high urban density and land value, which makes 4/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

construction of said facilities nearby prohibitive and likely less cost efficient. Given the city also has good access to rail, barge, 5/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much poo is that in dollars?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A shit load.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A shit ton?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they need poop knives?

8 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 9

Oh god. What an awful reminder.

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8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

You should go on Shark Tank. Cut the crap and listen to my idea...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much for this I’ve been confused and horrified for months

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's disgusting and sad.

8 years ago | Likes 684 Dislikes 1

It's EPIC !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is the economic model of New York. Siphon off the good stuff, dump your shit on everyone else.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This can't be true why not send it to the sanitation plant ? Seriously putting feces on a freight car

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the least bit unexpected :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From NY. Our poo is ok. But your fucked when it comes to Jersey poo. It's 10% tanning oil. Very flammable.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Whats the difference between Jersey Girls and bags of garbage?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

garbage gets picked up!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that most new yorkers hate new jersey

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We don't hate them. It's like we're the Yanks and they're the Mets. Nice people but of lesser quality.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This just proves New York and New Jersey are full of assholes

8 years ago | Likes 438 Dislikes 14

I just moved up here to rochester, I think they're all to drunk. Seriously whats with all the bars? One every block.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Bad news is doctors have discovered a disease with no known cures or symptoms. Good news is it is entirely isolated within New Jersey."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Proves? I don't think anyone, including locals, denied that remark.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look at those 4 people from the grundle of the US downvote what you and I know is the absolute truth.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It shows that even local politicians are useless

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Millions of assholes producing tons of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes, humans poop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

14 billion assholes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

New Jerseian but New Yorker by birth. Yes, we are, but this is more the fault of local and state Gov'ts than ours.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

New Yorker here, you're correct.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

New Jersey here, yep.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell what you're saying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New Jersey here. You're both correct

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they are no longer full of crap.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yes we are! Well... our politicians are. They suck, and not in a good way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tons of them apparantly...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think you're the only one who got my joke in this thread, so thanks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nw i gotcha mate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Start a GoFundMe to have it sent to Washington.

8 years ago | Likes 379 Dislikes 3

We can't, the place is already too full of shit, there's no room left.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why send it to the one place already busting at the seems? To be clear I include all both major parties in the full of shit category.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like this!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great idea! I'd also like to donate some poop

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hanford won't even notice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And dumped on Pennsylvania Ave!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would donate to purchase the biowaste and package it, and send it in fan mail to the president and Vice President.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Dibs. Now I get to do that

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The orange man isn’t there very often it’s better to ship it to Mar-a-Lago because he is always there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a DC resident, how is that different than what you guys send us already?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Eh, I’m used to it now I just plug my nose and ears and go about my business

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Send it to Gov Herbert in UT. He's actively opposing legalization of medical cannabis and belongs to live with the shit he brings himself.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

D.C. to the politicians? Or state so it doesn’t get too warm?

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In DC, we associate Congress with the rest of the country.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Washington state resident -DC. D.C.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

As one of the "Deplorable scum" living in "those pissant flyover states" D.C.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0