BlessedBeCow

30 pts ยท July 23, 2015


Wait, a kitten called Rip was sold or you sold someone a dead kitten?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Bradford UK, which has a high population of South Asians, second and third gen Pakistanis tend refer to themselves as Pakis.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrapped in cloth darker than Satan's butthole.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you have any idea about the calories in burgers? I'm asking for a fat friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Lovecraft was an English teacher.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lions and tigers and HOLY MOTHER OF KANSAS!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tch. Such a Leo.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

With great power comes great liquor utility.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another brilliant series downgraded to a comic book. Like that... other one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the aristocrats heads started popping like fireworks the entire audience in the theatre went absolutely ballistic. I smell revolution.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nooo let it dry...let it all dry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon its rodent overlord will return and devour our moon. Because, you know, cheese.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0