I work here. AMA

Sep 25, 2016 4:49 AM

colecole

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Do you have any idea about the calories in burgers? I'm asking for a fat friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vanilla bacon shake ftw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP did you see that interview with John Cho and Karl Urban and '5 guys'? I feel that should be a job requirement!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do you work?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are you a certified burger maker? Do you know my friend Josh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes and yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know Ken Po Karate?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew Ken. He and I went to College together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the most amount of peanuts you have seen a person eat?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ignore the peanuts. They make me mad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many times did you have to use a defib on the customers? Per week? Per day?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only one heart attack in do be years!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Five. Wtf phone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are the burgers so fucking tiny?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They're like half a pound of meat!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not anytime i've ordered them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

the only good thing there is the fries.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

20 horse-sized ducks or one duck-sized horse as *pets*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The latter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone asks for everything do you all go "Fucking n00b"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I personally think it tastes bland that way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only had to make that mistake once

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My personal fav is mayo, mustard, raw onion, relish, tomato and BBQ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K. First question. Can you deliver that to me and how soon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most locations close at 10. Sorry pal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow is a new day!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard that the grilled cheese option on the menu is the bane of some employees' existence. Is it a pain to make?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, yes and no? More than two take up room on the bun grill and slow us down in a rush

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't order it all the way. It's annoying to make and gross.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you get paid to handle five guys meat?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sure do

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But for real, are you sick of the food there? I worked at Jamba juice and couldnt get enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been 5 years and I'm still not sick of it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does a small fri and small burger come to $6.66? I mean I don't mind....its just the burger is always extra smokey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. Prices depend on your location. Do you by chance reside in hell?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South Florida.. Judge for yourself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Key west by chance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How badly do you want to be IN - N - OUT?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

5 guts kicks the crap out of inn and out

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You are so wrong, it physically pains me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've never had. It's on the list tho!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best fast food out there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imo, 5 guys is its own thing. Def the best greasy af slop fest I've had. But not always what I want in a burger.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0