14542 pts ยท November 13, 2013
Meep
I will always go hard when gaming for two reasons: 1 it's one of the most satisfying things to remind a cocky teenager you've been playing games far longer than they've existed, and 2 cuz if they get better than me they'll stop asking me for help when they get stuck and then I'll feel left out.
I got overwhelmed half way through and almost didn't make it to the end of the post because it was a lot of work
#37 The radio in my Aunt's truck once glitched and for a good two weeks Phil Colins' face was stuck on the screen, no matter which song was playing or which source. She called me to fix it cuz she got creeped out by his face staring at her all the time.
Purtle
I'm just gonna caaaaaaarefully set this down right here so I don't lose ....... And it's gone already
#23 sup, dumbass?
I used to think it was cute until the foot of my blanket was full of holes and my toe got chomped through one. Wasn't the greatest way to wake up.
#49 I used to make a killing doing this for my friends. My ADHD hyperfocus was profitable for a brief, but fantastic, window of time in the early 00s.
#5 Fuckin' pogs man. The biggest collection of anything I've ever had. It's like they just kinda appeared and eventually disappeared
Nah man, I still prefer my good ol' fashioned Wish Sandwich. Fewer carbs and a lot healthier.
Good lord, I remembered it happened, but I had forgotten how bad it was. All those cuts away from Chuck making faces are gold
Boys will be boys, but I'll admit I'm impressed he had a helmet on
Fuckin' right. I'm American, so getting shot is a potential hazard, but I'd rather that than get mauled by a fucking cheetah to the face.
Tires so new they still have the stickers, nice. So used to seeing 20 year old tires so cracked I'm surprised they hold air at all.
Great joke, Dad.
I'd definitely go outside if he was there
It also holds up well because the real moral of the story is "no one wants to help until you're about to commit suicide"
Until they get old enough to have the mental capacity to question the bullshit. That's when shit gets tricky.
Nope I'm still gonna suck on the end, twist it, and then jam it through the eye. At least I don't hold it out at arms length while trying.
I'm pretty sure even the void gets tired of me sometimes. ADHD, Anxiety, and Major Depressive. I'm always tired of everything
#6 this hits harder than I'd like it to. I don't have the patience to deal with other peeps bullshit because I can barely handle my own.
#5 there's always at least one thing I'd like but can't rationalize the purchase of myself, so I foist it off onto my friends to buy.
Allen Pan really hit them where it hurt.
#47 not even one week. One god damn song can ruin everything.
#1 "bro, are you okay? You look like shit.". Comments like that are why I avoid self confidence. Fuck me, and fuck them, too.
#9 ah yes, the extremely vague, but nagging, desire to do -something- that I lack the motivation to actually accomplish
My spouse would (probably literally) kill for one of those
I will always go hard when gaming for two reasons: 1 it's one of the most satisfying things to remind a cocky teenager you've been playing games far longer than they've existed, and 2 cuz if they get better than me they'll stop asking me for help when they get stuck and then I'll feel left out.
I got overwhelmed half way through and almost didn't make it to the end of the post because it was a lot of work
#37 The radio in my Aunt's truck once glitched and for a good two weeks Phil Colins' face was stuck on the screen, no matter which song was playing or which source. She called me to fix it cuz she got creeped out by his face staring at her all the time.
Purtle
I'm just gonna caaaaaaarefully set this down right here so I don't lose ....... And it's gone already
#23 sup, dumbass?
I used to think it was cute until the foot of my blanket was full of holes and my toe got chomped through one. Wasn't the greatest way to wake up.
#49 I used to make a killing doing this for my friends. My ADHD hyperfocus was profitable for a brief, but fantastic, window of time in the early 00s.
#5 Fuckin' pogs man. The biggest collection of anything I've ever had. It's like they just kinda appeared and eventually disappeared
Nah man, I still prefer my good ol' fashioned Wish Sandwich. Fewer carbs and a lot healthier.
Good lord, I remembered it happened, but I had forgotten how bad it was. All those cuts away from Chuck making faces are gold
Boys will be boys, but I'll admit I'm impressed he had a helmet on
Fuckin' right. I'm American, so getting shot is a potential hazard, but I'd rather that than get mauled by a fucking cheetah to the face.
Tires so new they still have the stickers, nice. So used to seeing 20 year old tires so cracked I'm surprised they hold air at all.
Great joke, Dad.
I'd definitely go outside if he was there
It also holds up well because the real moral of the story is "no one wants to help until you're about to commit suicide"
Until they get old enough to have the mental capacity to question the bullshit. That's when shit gets tricky.
Nope I'm still gonna suck on the end, twist it, and then jam it through the eye. At least I don't hold it out at arms length while trying.
I'm pretty sure even the void gets tired of me sometimes. ADHD, Anxiety, and Major Depressive. I'm always tired of everything
#6 this hits harder than I'd like it to. I don't have the patience to deal with other peeps bullshit because I can barely handle my own.
#5 there's always at least one thing I'd like but can't rationalize the purchase of myself, so I foist it off onto my friends to buy.
Allen Pan really hit them where it hurt.
#47 not even one week. One god damn song can ruin everything.
#1 "bro, are you okay? You look like shit.". Comments like that are why I avoid self confidence. Fuck me, and fuck them, too.
#9 ah yes, the extremely vague, but nagging, desire to do -something- that I lack the motivation to actually accomplish
My spouse would (probably literally) kill for one of those