32094 pts ยท August 27, 2017
Why are you reading this... Stop it... STOP!!
And my axe
Only Farmers insurance... We are farmers. Bum da dum dum da da da
So a... Recoon... But honestly, this is a nightmare
Me: Hey Grandma Grandma: Hello my boy Me: Guess what!? GM: ugh, did the burger get bigger? Me: Oh boy, it sure did! GM: *hits vape pen*
I feel the need to tell this cat I stole a bag of Big League Chew from Hy-Vee in 93...im sorry
Florida needs to change the state motto to " The Fucked around, Found out State" slap an orange on it or something
I was told by a psychic I'd die in a field of pink leaves...
And Iran, Iran so far away
Our welcome
I would die for Pan
It's the fear of not parallel parking correctly in front of a crowd isn't it?
Hi Mori
Naked Gun/Airplane are my go to gifts for new Dads, got to start them off somewhere
I also like the idea Gandalf knows of other rings that have sayings when heated by fire. Sayings like "he who smelt it..."
Muad'Dude
So true friend
Antie
not I
And my axe
Only Farmers insurance... We are farmers. Bum da dum dum da da da
So a... Recoon... But honestly, this is a nightmare
Me: Hey Grandma
Grandma: Hello my boy
Me: Guess what!?
GM: ugh, did the burger get bigger?
Me: Oh boy, it sure did!
GM: *hits vape pen*
I feel the need to tell this cat I stole a bag of Big League Chew from Hy-Vee in 93...im sorry
Florida needs to change the state motto to " The Fucked around, Found out State" slap an orange on it or something
I was told by a psychic I'd die in a field of pink leaves...
And Iran, Iran so far away
Our welcome
I would die for Pan
It's the fear of not parallel parking correctly in front of a crowd isn't it?
Hi Mori
Naked Gun/Airplane are my go to gifts for new Dads, got to start them off somewhere
I also like the idea Gandalf knows of other rings that have sayings when heated by fire. Sayings like "he who smelt it..."
Muad'Dude
So true friend
Antie