I take how much damage?

Apr 2, 2022 11:13 PM

SamShmuck

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Looks like you could use a couple more dice.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

YAHTZEE

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I aspire to be this level of Dice Goblin.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welp - I don't feel guily about my dice collection at All anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much plastic, just so much damn plastic

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I did this in front of my dog, he’d be shittin dice for weeks

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*DM checks notes* “You were unable to seduce the Barmaid.”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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*grabby goblin hands* my precious

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The real problem here is now they'll have to pick them all back up

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shovel?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of it...you take all of the damage...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've heard of dice goblins but this is a mother fucking dice dragon.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

But... those are all plastic dice...?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Shadowrun roll, and that's not damage, that's just to hit.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not enough D6s

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or possibly evade. Either one has like 215 dice.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shiney clickity clacks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with that roll not a single dice crit. For theis was his bad dice jail.

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

I once fired over 100 shots with Tau at a Space Marine squad that bungled a deep strike... and killed just one marine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a veritable sea of dice.... and a lot of 1s and 2s.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With sound:

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More, you say?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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"You stepped on a LEGO brick, you take..."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1..45..700.. fuck it, create 16 new characters for me and immediately kill off the first 15..

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*NOW* I have enough. Oh wait. Still have to get that moose poop set.

4 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

Laura Bailey??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect for claiming you get shitty rolls

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And the human bone dice:https://www.artisandice.com/order/memento-mori-d20/

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Can't wait for the Covid edition to arrive.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol, satisfied with plastic dice.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Videos that need sound! I must hear all the click clack math rocks!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I got you: KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here you go:

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hrrrmmm yess Gobbo brain please with sound of click-clacks... Mine though. ALL MINE.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Who the hell is picking all these up, Steve?

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Size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many paychecks in one bin

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping it's some game shop promotional event "guess how many dice are in the bin" type thing.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm rare in the tabletop gaming world. I prefer a single, nice set of matching dice, and that's it. Although I have a box of >

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't even care if they matched.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a picky dice goblin. I want more and more dice, but I'm super picky about which ones I do get. No random or bulk buys for me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only "mismatched" set of dice I have was just me manually picking different colors from the same translucent line to have a rainbow set.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I recall correctly from that one meme, that makes you the “elf” type!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that'd make me a dwarf, sets and I don't even look at plastic anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

< random, older dice, those are generally kept around only for folks that forgot theirs or something.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

as a teen i had a set of matching dice for each character. now i have a couple full sets and the one lucky silver glitter die from my teens

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanna scrooge mcduck-dive into that shit

4 years ago | Likes 328 Dislikes 2

And you'll take this much damage...

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Family guy has its moments of gold

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

No thanks, way too many D4 in there.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The new lego change. Let see you walk across this.

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Realising you are double late for the joke...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Triple late... Fack!

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Rolling a 20 is hard

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shiny math rock :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I see you've never used an LBX-10 in Battle tech....:P

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How long have you been collecting?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's just the unlucky bin.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sometimes, you gotta do whatever it takes to beat the streak

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Twinned Quickened Disintegrate at max level followed by another Twinned Disintegrate, all targeting the BBEG

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

BBEG uses all four legendary saves for this round, and takes no damage.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably a dice maker. They put the ‘rejects’ in the barrel for lack of anything else to do with them.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

This gif was playing in my head as I was watching the gif

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Plays either Ork or Gaurd.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

those are all the dice that have let them down

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like it could be made into an epoxy floor

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just guessing that the D+D people play for their dice like we used to play for marbles or baseball cards (?). So this guy is 'rich'.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 22

I just felt the time weighting on my shoulders. Marbles are so 70’s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When the DM is done with the group's shenanigans and pays back in kind.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wizard rolled max level fireball in the tavern.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Oh, i did that once. Didnt end well. But at least the rat was dead...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The DM busted out a Neutronium Golem, it's going to do a full-round attack.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

"Does a 522 hit yo-" "FOR THE LAST TIME YES!"

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

that was the problem with anything >lvl20. monster AC and hit bonuses continued to scale far faster than PCs

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Goblin brain likes click clack noise.

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This dude has rolled dice before. It just feels good.

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Pretty shiny math rocks go click-clack, make the GOOD brain juice

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

In a fucking barrel?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn straight it does!

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I wanna get one of those giant rolls of paper and use these to make a huge, detailed map for a fantasy world.

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