BiggustheDickless

777 pts ยท March 23, 2015


Our solar system is going to be flung into the deep dark space and we will have an ass kicking view of the merge.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When you roll a 1 in perception

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope that is chocolate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know what you mean.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fookin laser sights

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh sweet child. That is only the tip of the wierd fetish iceburg.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Plz stop nerfing anna

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only time I went to the ER was when I had an allergic reaction to medicine and a seizure at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FLUF

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing chest ahead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beginning of an era

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I rolled a nat 20 for dick size and then I lost it

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Don't forget the lechon or halo-halo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a kid I covered my food in hot sauce so my family won't ask for a bite and eat it all before I even blink

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 ain't that a mag skin?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would there be a significant difference if there was no cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought she would just be dressed up as a giant cheeseburger. Nothing sexy, just cheeseburger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was just that water is a better medium for the force of the explosion to travel through in comparison to air.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Don't forget drift wood. Could be at a funeral and your cock could not give a damn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protein is protein my dude. You eat what you can get.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ability to spontaneously combust

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only we could all be so lucky

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's at his friend Jimmy's house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You play a dangerous game OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The AK-47 of pens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My character became the father of the dragonborn by lopping off a dragon dick to replace his.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend calculated that to propel yourself through the air by shitting, you need to shit something like 47.6 pounds per second to fly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0