BeetPollen

2305 pts ยท April 25, 2014


Mmmm, fake internet points...

He's pooping like that because the box is too small for him to move around in :(

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I used to call my Mom "dude" all the time when I was younger and she hated it! "I'm NOT A DUDE!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

penis

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My heart hurts today and this helps. Thank you <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great job Bront.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the proper pooping position.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks @crystaloshiro, I have been so sad I really needed that today. Now I just need to find someone to roll me up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in Portland, 100,000+. It was amazing, even the cops were wearing pussy hats!

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

I have Frontier and in the 4 years I've had it, only lost service once and they were so incredibly helpful. $40 a month, no surprises.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@thund3rbolt thank you for posting this, I live in Portland and this couldn't have made me happier.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but fuck you OP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I watch these every time?!? I'm not crying, you are!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like when I "trumped" my cat, Gibbons! http://imgur.com/VdtFwsQVdtFwsQ">http://imgur.com/VdtFwsQa> https://instagram.com/p/6LPde2CW-C/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holding a baby above your face like that is quite brave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I almost didn't notice the dog :|

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, that used to happen in my car all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got stung by a wasp last night #1 is exactly how it happened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit and I can't even get a text back :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry @rinzler95, I've been ghosted so many times this year, I can't even count. I can't say it'll get better, but know you're not alone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL cows are big dogs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And earwigs.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How many spiders fell on him?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, language! *darn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my dot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most the time with these work stories, I call bullshit cause they seem outlandish, but I work at a grocery store and this is legit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0