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Broken cat tax
plumbum123
#5 made me shead a few tears :'(
ChristoffVanhalen
#1 is my everyday. my child is just starting to smile. Melts my heart every damn time.
DaemeonX
#21 clean your room damn it!
zipfel73m
the dog on the laptop....
Simplyfun
Nice feel good dump, made me smile thanks for posting @op
playlikeachamp
OP. I Had a shit day. This post combined with the song that's on..made me smile. I also have a new baby so first post hit home. Thank you :)
theoutlawedwoman
Glad to see if brought smiles to a lot of people.
Kweewee
Really enjoyed this - thanks
thecruz
Upvote for numbering
WillemHellfire
#13 is pretty damn funny. :D
deaconig
This is so overwhelmingly positive that it made me so happy that I literally shed a tear of joy.
theoutlawedwoman
<3 glad I made you happy
justaminutethere
That dog with the pine cone is so damn cute.
wanderingsibyl
How could you be sad with that face staring at you? Love it
ediblepain
The mouse in the flower is dead. It's easier to photograph dead animals in cute places
sk8erhippie
#2 (Lick) now you smell like dog poo, (Lick) now you have the black plague.
fleXbad
Thats.....not how the black plague works....but fuck it, it's the internet. You make your own reality, sweetie.
nightcrafts
VanBuren43
#6 the feels...
BendingBenderRodriguez
I'm actually crying, I have to leave my Dog soon when I go to college
VanBuren43
Came back to see my dog after a deployment. He stood there in shock for a second and then proceeded to lose his mind. Pups are the best.
JHEverdene
#7 - Not at the same time, I hope...
KarlaAnne
#4 ...game changer!
NationofBeautys
#5 is my home town! Back when High River took its name a little too seriously
fwoodley98
Truuuuuuue
daimomusic
Fellow Albertan hello...?
NationofBeautys
pelusita35
All kids should be as loved and happy as #1
Arsikere
that blanket of yours looks cozy af
theoutlawedwoman
It is.. my mom has this tradition where she gets everyone a blanket for Christmas.
mikenter
Ohmigod #1 my heart just exploded
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Do you want pink eye? Because #9 is how you get pink eye.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Damnit I was gonna say that!
fleXbad
Was actually looking for someone to say they'd like to sit on his face, too. Not sure why, though.
causticcoquette
Or brown eye, amirite ladies
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
No kidding...especially if you've seen the pic of the cat sitting on the glass table
puppiesincostumes
care to share? :)
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
http://www.technocrazed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cats-sitting-on-transparent-glass-12.jpg
puppiesincostumes
aw thanks ;)
Jochell
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
#4 so replace "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?" with "ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING THANK ME?" Got it.
Dartimus
"You just ran over my foot with your car!" -thanks for pointing that out, neighbor! Have a good day!
SuburbanMeerkat
Dartimus
Naturally super! ;) +1
Dinglefaeries
Needed that so badly today. And now I think I need to call my mom and tell her I love her.
theoutlawedwoman
Glad to help. Stay strong.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Always a good idea. ALWAYS. (I wish I still could.)
CloakerJosh
I needed that, actually. I didn't even know, but I did.
SonsOfMoog
Plot twist, the mouse is being digested by that carnivorous flower.
InfectedMosh
Word.
StuckRedLight
I too, needed that more than I thought I did. Good post
RogueMachinae
After 25 years I have found masterbation. My mood has greatly improved.
DevonGronka
#6 the dog's like "I guess she lives inside this funny gray box now"
ausaur
Just finished an exam totally needed it
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
WhyEvenName
StoreSpoon
Thanks @OP really needed that, my mum just got rushed to hospital
theoutlawedwoman
Oh, wow. I hope she does alright..
PhilipCoulson
I hope she is OK! I am currently sitting in a hospital, waiting for updates on my brother. Chin up!
StoreSpoon
Thank you :) She's doing alright so far, she has meningitis
rundumel
I'll keep my fingers crossed for all of you.
StoreSpoon
Thanks that means a lot :) She's got meningitis, hope it got caught earlier enough
wormhat4vermhat
#15- the mascot is 60 ft. away, across an open field. That's a small field. If you can't get to something 60 ft. away in 10 sec., you suck
djsdkdjsk
true but thats stupid doe
akshayhighbury
That's just being generous. I'm sure a lot of people would lose probably 3 or 4 seconds before they realize.
ThisWasATriumph
We have a similar thing at our university. Except you'll fail your next exam. And the bear mascot is 200ft away inside a building.
TheSideQuestsOfZelda
thank you, this has always bothered me, a running stride might be like 5 feet. so it would take 12 steps while sprinting. maybe 4 seconds
wormhat4vermhat
Youth baseball diamonds put their bases at 60 ft. Even slow, uncoordinated kids can get from base to base in 5-6 seconds.
nistegord
I go to the school this one comes from. It's more than 60 and it's an engineering school. Still easy though.
shakhteremeslo
which school?
nistegord
Worcester Polytechnic Institute
shakhteremeslo
cool thanks
rhichi
The goat thing is less than 10 years old. Before that, you had to have sex on the seal.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
#20 tho
AnythingMuchShorter
Never let a toddler see that you really really don't want them to do something.
firelow
The internet needs that video. Can anyone that has a tumblr account pm them?
IAmLarge
A serious reply
luchie24
I'm in the doctors office trying so hard to stifle a laugh there are so many people here it's embarrassing!
troyandabedstucktogether
I nearly crushed a newborn kitten in my 3 yr old hands when my mom tried to take it away from me. I get why that one poster is wary of kids.
SAFenom
Laughed until my stomach hurt on that one.
ObiWanShalomi
30 years later: Sorry class, Emily couldn't make it to the school reunion...she's a convicted serial killer
PsychedChicken
As the parent of a toddler - those little dudes be cray
snohman
What she order?
thebiggestbirchyouknow
Fish fillet?
PillsburyFuckboi
Double penetration pizza
Lazzarwolf
EMILY STOP
XeArg
HmmmThatsNice
i like your username! Mine is suppose to be sarcastic too...but not too many people get it lol
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
That's nice
WrongUn
I would have thought you were just fond of massages or something
HmmmThatsNice
haha good one
Rimasticus
If you're having a bad night, drown a baby.
myr14d
Wait. what?
sizza147
thank god somebody had the same initial reaction as me, we're all going to hell together
bigdaddyfatpants
Don't mock it, it really does work.
XeArg
cyberpunxie
Just do it discretely.
CatsNotKittens
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in baby
ObiWanShalomi
Lel. If you haven't seen A Serbian Film, watch it :)
CatsNotKittens
..do they get their dick stuck in a baby? Because i was joking, i do not want to see that.
ObiWanShalomi
Yeah some dude, iirc you don't really get to see it. I'm also not into that. I do like movies that push boundaries for the shock effect.
ObiWanShalomi
I noticed that some people don't like that I put that title in here ^__^
StateOfPlague
Why was this downvoted? It's a reply to someone saying drown a baby. Lighten up, Imgur.
ObiWanShalomi
Ikr...mgur's full of le butthurts
CatsNotKittens
Thank you