BeerMeBeercules

793 pts ยท December 7, 2013


Some kids are arseholes. A 9 yr old told my 4 yr old she was ugly once. It's 2 years later but sometimes she still brings it up.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm interested in warhammer but have no idea where to start. it's either "start anywhere, really" or "don't even start".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, you do have to watch out for scope creep

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This right here. I tell my kids sorry, might as well get used to taxes now when it's low and it's from someone you trust

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah yes, the cobra chicken

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say no more, i will even stop running.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what, is that common sense you're talking about? bah! if only!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to justify, but there are likely signs (advanced warning) and pavement markings missing that help drivers navigate through it *shrugs*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm i'd argue that this is both literally and figuratively crazy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh cmon man

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger."

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

fck around and find out - the dog (probably)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So you listened... but didn't listen listen. Gotcha

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmm beautiful big deck

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came in like a...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Also gets paid way more and gets all the credit

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the other day, my five year old called a driver who cut me off an asshole. I'd say that was very situationally appropriate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

based on the gif's ending, i refuse to believe he's still not balancing on the rope, juggling, spinning the ball, twirling the ring....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but everyone knows they're not as delicious

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This test is inaccurate as it doesn't take into account the slight changes that occur every time a car runs through the track.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yum, nothing like nana touching her lips with her hand to blow a kiss and then collecting the flour to roll the dough.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I get the same call of the void.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yea lil dude, black lives do matter

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am surprised.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the best advice I ever got - be surprised when they say yes, not when they say no.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

identifying with the rare 'fun car' aspect on imgur makes me glad i kept my NA.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and here... we.. go.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah yes, gotta let the 'days' number go up a bit on the "it's been X days since a royal screw up" sign

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0