Beefski

51 pts ยท August 9, 2014


This is my public profile. I wrote something about myself!

I'm most curious on what the .5 of the 6.5 bathrooms is. You can only pee in it? It's actually a sink?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I was having a shit".

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or he's realised they shouldn't stop there because it's bat country.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This stick would be nice for my dog. Hmm, something sounds a little like 30 people running at me from the bushes. Oh."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the funnymemes.com watermark doesn't cut it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm never going back in the sea.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you accidentally go to the wrong place for a new job then stay for 20 years cos too awkward to say something.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how Leo will get his Oscar.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was definitely preparing for one of those photos where there are fewer people in the final photo, my feels are spared.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got (man) milk?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slowly moving my feet off the floor.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These guys seem like they have fun together. That is nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him when he's off duty I guess. Unless he summons some sort of impromptu court, then you fucked.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope he gave you a print out of Oyster smiling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what they say, no ragrets.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm usually overly polite. Not entirely sure why. P.S. Not Canadian.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like we need a Brazzers gif here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zut alors! That is a coincidence tho. A bientot :D.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely read that as 'My father was a maison', which would have been somewhat relevant (if a little unusual).

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Missing the final .gif where he realises he's forgotten das hund and turns round to get it. NO-ONE SAY OTHERWISE.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does turning it off and on again help?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0