Beautifulinitssimplicity

1596 pts ยท July 24, 2014


It makes me so uncomfortable that these things are real.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks like a Mcgonagall to me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to win because then my zombie husband owes me sexy time of my choosing #teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wasn't allowed to say that as a child because my mother believed it was a way of saying "you're fat."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEY DON'T SPIN TOGETHER THAT'S WRONG THIS MAKES ME ANXIOUS SPIN TOGETHER PLEASE RIGHT NOW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like that orange had a C-section...a Vitamin C-section, if you will

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, I got it yesterday but haven't had a chance to post a picture yet! I don't even want to take it out of the plastic until I get a frame!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Tattoo buddies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seriously love it. You have no idea! I'm sorry I didn't wait till Christmas, I'm impatient as all get out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that somehow makes more sense than 0C

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But America is stubborn. My sister constantly argues with me that Fahrenheit makes more sense than Celsius because "water freezes at 32F....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I tried the Cleverbot one and it resulted in me giving it my underpants..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hyrule? More like YOUrule...at puns

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26...my husband and I occasionally high five and say good job after sex...and by occasionally, I mean all the time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite thing about being married is I get to do this with my husband's penis as much as I want. It's almost as good as having my own

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it better our way!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought it was just a noise someone made in frustration....like meh but smh...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I meant that as 2/? whoops!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And between her and the dog I didn't feel better! (3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

giggling and suddenly got very serious and said "bebe here" then went back to being complete normal...I already didn't feel great there (1/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched a 2yr old girl and one night she and her dog stared out the window and she said "bebe coming." Later, after her bath, she was (1/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's an ocelot of cuteness right there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me giggle like I was five again...and then I remembered bills and now I'm sad...thanks OP!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A sloth's coat is actually an entire ecosystem in itself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad's reaction "you bitch!"

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I just can't stop watching this and I don't know why...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where does one get a domestic fox?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree with Mannythebearpig, try the vet. But if it comes down to it and you really have to take him to a shelter, take him to a no-kill.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke within my family. My brother brought it to the table and since then it's stuck

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a BEEautiful story, OP. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1