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andaction
You're a chicken and I'm not ... bakk bakk, bakk! Yeller chicken.
CaptCutty
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Anus
mynamesbryson
Cock ass.
unit47
Chicken butt.
SaiChiMagic
chicken shit?
BeefyWeefs
Girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
GravyHavok
Well, what?? What is it??
OverlyOptimisticGuy
I know. There should be a Jesus figure somewhere?
BillietheUnicorn42
Guess why? Cow pie!
megafart9000
Hue hue hue hue
Strostkovy
Friendly ones, those are.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-24-2015/4VJ5Hm.gif
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
...unzips
Commissar9
...but why?!
brycetc
Chicken anus?
encrypteddecryption
My kid will get a kick out of this
missindianajones
She thiqque
yoginioftruth
I taught this joke to my kids when they were small. I still giggle everytime! I may be a little immature...OK a lot!
jamsama
This doesn't rhyme with a new zealand accent. We said "guess what" "pig snot"
Ilovedoritos
Ah, why if it isn't the dirtiest joke of all time.
Stefandesigns
Winner winner CHICKEN DINNER
thesunman
Frosted butts?
Shilohsunshine22
Good clean fun +1
Beautifulinitssimplicity
This made me giggle like I was five again...and then I remembered bills and now I'm sad...thanks OP!
yourewastingyourlife
ThomasTheDankEngine15
Fowl Anus?
PBandJotter
chicken butt
TedTheMan
Chicken butt.
m0wgli
Fried in grease, want a piece?
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Is it a fowl that's not an owl? If that's the case, slap me a chunk of that fake geese soaked in grease!
ArthurPhillipDent
I have to ask. What is this joke? I've only ever seen it on here. Is it just cause it rhymes?
Yamibow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
d3vilsavocado
It doesn't rhyme in my accent...
Faradesti
Yes
oicu812b4
its a childish 3rd grade joke. someone asks "guess what?" and you reply "chicken butt" and everyone dies of laughter.
IChangedMyUsernameBecauseMyGirlfriendKnowsMyOldOne
It is from the early 90s
busydad
Pretty sure I saw this on that 70s show.
ThePrimrose
Wait you didn't have this joke in element school?
ArthurPhillipDent
Not in Scotland
ModernCookie
Element school? Na we didn't
GayGiJoe
Mike Myers did a British character in the bathtub in the early nineties on Saturday Night Live and that's what he said a lot
FidelSarcastro
It was actually Macaulay Culkin who said it in a Stuart Smalley sketch. Mike Myers used to call people "cheeky monkey" in the bathtub sketch
FidelSarcastro
I vividly remember this because my sister and I would get in trouble for saying "chicken butt" to our mom.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
"Hello my name is Simon, I like to do drawrings"
Fishgape
Why? Chicken thigh
vladimirpurrtin
Turkey thigh!
sirmori
But what's next? Chicken breast
damnyuoautocorrect
Guess weenus.....go ahead, guess.
readyplayer0ne
Who? Chicken poo!
Murph024
Where? Chicken hair
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
Which? Chicken Bitch.
gutclusters
When? A big fat hen!
sarzaya
How? ....Cow....