Batfur

6431 pts ยท December 21, 2014


stop bothering me

Give her a break she's like 80

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I don't know how that's relevant, but you sound vaguely philosophical so piggy back some upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The change in her face gets me

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

...you never know cowabunga rap horn informal greeting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is depressing I need to hug my boyfriend.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah he forgot the part where he falls down dead at the end.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah and a tennis instructor and a lawyer on retainer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can make a vinaigrette for your nothing salad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a big 10-4 comeflywithme.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Booger

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waistline Disaster

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I think about trying church again. Then stuff like this falls into my lap. Ironically like divine intervention.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stay At Home Dad

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I did that once. Unfortunately I didn't keep drinking, so I still remember it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The new TBT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5) you don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact sometimes that's not right to do.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Triple tall one pump mocha one pump white mocha one inch cold soy Americano uhhh kadabra.

10 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Suicidal Kangaroo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but there's 50 pounds of beef jerky in the cupboard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoe of Disgrace

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boo you whoooooore

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monkeys is nasty

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Satan's Malt Shoppe

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How does one discover this talent?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OooOooo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna watch it go over a speed bump

10 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 3

I hate you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lola

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't know how to capture?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0