1278 pts ยท June 25, 2015
It's so that the exo-tracksuit fits better.
Why doesn't he stand on the desk?
That was really dumb, but damn, it was creative. Take my upvote and be gone.
I don't remember the original source, but it's not my quote.
Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won.
An actual Australian might have to correct me, but I think it's boxed wine. Goon bags
Throw them into the pond?
Pennsylvania Dutch are actually German. Pennsylvania Deutsch originally, but it lost some letters over the years.
So... You run a drug cartel huh? Please speak into my lapel.
But the can says 32 oz on the side...
It burns down the inside of the fuse. Sometimes you can even find the little outer layer in the water afterwards.
Unfortunately, yes.
Well yeah, but how high can the average building jump?
I think it's referring to otc nasal sprays and things like that rather than actual asthma inhalers. It's poorly worded.
Isn't that a comma splice though? Still, I'm impressed that she did use punctuation.
Floof flop
That one seems faked... It looks like a pump action to me, but I won't say for sure that it's not a semi auto.
Exactly! My thought was that it could be an old model, or he modified it so it could slam fire... Also, who keeps a shell in the chamber?
Wouldn't pissing in your boots just make you smell like piss? Seems like you'd be easier to track.
I bet it took twice as long to type it.
Of course he sits backwards! That way you have the flusher right there and a nice little shelf to set your chocolate milk.
Male.
I don't think you'll like the answer.
Nice try, but the riddle is unsolvable! I'm not even wearing pants.
Oh yeah, OP? I have a riddle too. What do I have in my pockets?
I wish... Instead he sleeps on my legs and I can't reposition without waking him. And of course, I can't make the cat uncomfortable.
Don't forget the spot in the lower right corner: "where the cat sleeps"
I know there's pads underneath, but I feel like a helmet would still be a good idea for someone with a soft skull.
I don't know if my cat likes cat music, but I now know he does not like wearing headphones.
100 searches per 1 million people is like 80 searches in the whole state. Also yes.
It's so that the exo-tracksuit fits better.
Why doesn't he stand on the desk?
That was really dumb, but damn, it was creative. Take my upvote and be gone.
I don't remember the original source, but it's not my quote.
Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won.
An actual Australian might have to correct me, but I think it's boxed wine. Goon bags
Throw them into the pond?
Pennsylvania Dutch are actually German. Pennsylvania Deutsch originally, but it lost some letters over the years.
So... You run a drug cartel huh? Please speak into my lapel.
But the can says 32 oz on the side...
It burns down the inside of the fuse. Sometimes you can even find the little outer layer in the water afterwards.
Unfortunately, yes.
Well yeah, but how high can the average building jump?
I think it's referring to otc nasal sprays and things like that rather than actual asthma inhalers. It's poorly worded.
Isn't that a comma splice though? Still, I'm impressed that she did use punctuation.
Floof flop
That one seems faked... It looks like a pump action to me, but I won't say for sure that it's not a semi auto.
Exactly! My thought was that it could be an old model, or he modified it so it could slam fire... Also, who keeps a shell in the chamber?
Wouldn't pissing in your boots just make you smell like piss? Seems like you'd be easier to track.
I bet it took twice as long to type it.
Of course he sits backwards! That way you have the flusher right there and a nice little shelf to set your chocolate milk.
Male.
I don't think you'll like the answer.
Nice try, but the riddle is unsolvable! I'm not even wearing pants.
Oh yeah, OP? I have a riddle too. What do I have in my pockets?
I wish... Instead he sleeps on my legs and I can't reposition without waking him. And of course, I can't make the cat uncomfortable.
Don't forget the spot in the lower right corner: "where the cat sleeps"
I know there's pads underneath, but I feel like a helmet would still be a good idea for someone with a soft skull.
I don't know if my cat likes cat music, but I now know he does not like wearing headphones.
100 searches per 1 million people is like 80 searches in the whole state. Also yes.