BasilFontoon

1278 pts ยท June 25, 2015


It's so that the exo-tracksuit fits better.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't he stand on the desk?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was really dumb, but damn, it was creative. Take my upvote and be gone.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't remember the original source, but it's not my quote.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won.

9 years ago | Likes 446 Dislikes 5

An actual Australian might have to correct me, but I think it's boxed wine. Goon bags

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Throw them into the pond?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pennsylvania Dutch are actually German. Pennsylvania Deutsch originally, but it lost some letters over the years.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... You run a drug cartel huh? Please speak into my lapel.

10 years ago | Likes 500 Dislikes 5

But the can says 32 oz on the side...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It burns down the inside of the fuse. Sometimes you can even find the little outer layer in the water afterwards.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Unfortunately, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, but how high can the average building jump?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's referring to otc nasal sprays and things like that rather than actual asthma inhalers. It's poorly worded.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Isn't that a comma splice though? Still, I'm impressed that she did use punctuation.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Floof flop

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one seems faked... It looks like a pump action to me, but I won't say for sure that it's not a semi auto.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exactly! My thought was that it could be an old model, or he modified it so it could slam fire... Also, who keeps a shell in the chamber?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Wouldn't pissing in your boots just make you smell like piss? Seems like you'd be easier to track.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

I bet it took twice as long to type it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Of course he sits backwards! That way you have the flusher right there and a nice little shelf to set your chocolate milk.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Male.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you'll like the answer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice try, but the riddle is unsolvable! I'm not even wearing pants.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, OP? I have a riddle too. What do I have in my pockets?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish... Instead he sleeps on my legs and I can't reposition without waking him. And of course, I can't make the cat uncomfortable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the spot in the lower right corner: "where the cat sleeps"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know there's pads underneath, but I feel like a helmet would still be a good idea for someone with a soft skull.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know if my cat likes cat music, but I now know he does not like wearing headphones.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100 searches per 1 million people is like 80 searches in the whole state. Also yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0