RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe
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Jun 13, 2016 1:34 AM
RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe
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BeardLover69
Fucking love Carl Barron his stand-up is so good!
HMSFirestar
Australia is a great example on why unisex prisons are a good idea.
uselesspopculturequotes
Watching Mad Max:Fury Road was an experience because The People Eater was on fucking All Saints
Benruryefri
Fucking love carl baron. To the passenger. Sir do you want come coffee yeah just a touch. And for you sir(carol). Can I have a feel
jy3192
Gotta love Russell Coight lol
aguynamedDeadpool
The fuck is this?
BamBrightside
Missy Higgins, The Sound of White
TotallyNotYourTeacher
The White Australia Policy.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"The shit I do to be famous." Grumpy Cat, probably.
Lucidpromise
Karl is my hero
AxCharm
i cant fucken stand the cunt. such a bloody dickhead
MetalSkeletal
Kaaal Stephanaicedvovovic
Nuggets24
Go to school with his son and all we ever call him is Stephan iced vovos
PMarvolo
When you see an Aussie dump this big...
AlkeneThiol
Kookaburra sitting in the old gum treeee
imhoots
The single most Australian thing ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR2OWrOc8xk
watchrinserepeat
#1 turns out the Norse Gods were just time-traveling Aussies
BlackNebula57
Please I need to find this gif
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
It's not far.
Argenteus1
As an Aussie, G'day. Anyone familiar with Pandora from borderlands has experienced Australia on easy.
SethCronyn
As an Aussie - I loved this.
sausageseeker
As a kiwi I loved this.
Dayrest
I want to watch all Aussie adventures now.
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
Yes you do, my friend. Yes you do.
playkill
you really should, i used to watch reruns as a kid on sick days when there wasnt much else on, always made me laugh
Fairdinkums
We had 8 hours to go. And as every hour passed, there was 1 less
MetalSkeletal
A salt water croc is not the kind of animal you'd like to meet in a dark alley..
RydWolf
I just did some brief searching. Don't know if it's all accurate: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYu4Hn7PLP2x_15uy-3z7f2aEcb2z6vRN
MetalSkeletal
Time to hit the road.
Perkunas687
I most enjoy when that line is dropped after something embarrassing/unfortunate. Which seems to be its only real use, I suppose.
jimfredsmith
Follow it up with David mcgahans world, trust me
LordAshmole
uproot for russel coight
DRVerstenbad
I've been living in Australia the last 4 months and these are the truest thing I've ever read. Hilariously accurate
gingerbeardcyclist
What? No Emperor Nasi Goreng?!?
ashmenon
As a Malaysian, WHAT IS THIS?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
No Rhonda and Ketut?
ZyklonBDemille
Not even a Gaytime
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Hard to have a gaytime on your own
ZyklonBDemille
You're doin it wrong then...
squeeasy
He built the great wall of china to keep the rabbits out
Inmate45
Too many rabbits, uh, in China.
baconforlife
The warehouse is a nz thing. They have target in straya. Fyi.
bammbam
There was a Warehouse, then it became Sam's Warehouse. Now we just have Overflow and The Reject Shop.
baconforlife
So it wasnt THE warehouse though like in NZ?
bammbam
Hmm, I think it was THE warehouse, big red building, kind of like a giant Silly Sollys.
8bitkit
My local shops is called 'shoppo'
Benruryefri
Did you know that food had the fuck in it? Dad use to say carol you've burnt the fuck out of it.
TheDudeSkywalker
STRAYA CUNTS!
KunFayyaKun
What's playschool?
mszoidberg
A kids TV show
lonelysock
Playschool is so much a part of Australian childhood that I cried at the 50th birthday video it put out this year
bucketofsarcasm
My childhood
MetalSkeletal
Mr Rogers meets Sesame Street.
KunFayyaKun
interesting
abortusofloserville
Right now I'm in the front of dads Holden on the way to the local woolies to grab some grub for the barbie
abortusofloserville
and make a quick duck into the bottle-o so the old man could buy some piss, and I must say this dump was bloody brilliant. Spot on champ.
Kornation
http://imgur.com/AsZK0M4
Elphienis
#15 is kiwi
BOOMstick666
Yep haha I saw the red shed in there too
kittydetonator
Ware whare is absolutely kiwi
Justbreakshit
Where everyone gets a bargain
MetalSkeletal
As an Aussie I've built up a tolerance. So the worst it'll do to me is make me shit drop bear memes.
brokenbutstillgood
Not happy Jan.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Please explain.
NSFWThatShit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2akt3P8ltLM
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
No..."please explain" was a phrase frequently used by Pauline Hanson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
MetalSkeletal
Eyes on the Road Rhonda - Aussie proverb
TankEngineer
30% of australians are casual racists, The other 70% are full time racists.
melissadealsdeath
Disagree
TankEngineer
you have to go back
MrNames
I was going to say it's racist to call a whole race racist. But I know your a foreigner and therefore fucking wrong.
Lilshadow48
But Australian isn't a race.
drunkill
shove a lambington up ya
MetalSkeletal
The job market on full time racism has gotten pretty bad. Most people can only fin casual racist ones. Better pay but no job security.
DickMangoes
Bloody boat-people taken our racism.
orangeisthenewbasic
Damn foreigners taking jobs
MetalSkeletal
https://youtu.be/nWNho8g0lsU
DickMangoes
Bloody boat people.
MotherfuckinGoats
The other day I got a call from a customer from Australia. I couldn't understand a word he said. I am sorry, Australian Man.
lllMadLovelll
Haha when I went to America that happened, I had to speak slowly otherwise no one understood me, they'd just look at me all confused
MotherfuckinGoats
That might be why we like the fakey accents from TV and movies. We have a hard time understanding the real deal.
lllMadLovelll
Haha you're probably right, I didn't realize how quickly we spoke until going there :p
zhukoz
Ahh right the cringey cockney-cross-south african lol
MetalSkeletal
When killing most carbon based life forms, fire is effective. Not Aussie's though. We don't even have an ozone. Cold is our only weakness.
AccordMoanEye
My friend is over there 1.5 years, she says it's 12 degrees and she can't cope. We're Irish. That's like summer here!
MetalSkeletal
15 degrees at night and I'm staying in, no matter what. I'm on the Gold Coast so we don't deal well with weather extremes.
dgabbless
Doesn't take more than a couple months of 30+ degrees every day before whats normal shifts up. Either that or you evaporate.
Samsquantch82
I didn't know All Aussie Adventures was a thing, being American, but it looks bloody brilliant.
PianoMan2112
Are you sure you're American? Because "bloody brilliant" sounds way too British.
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
I'm sending the DVDs of the show to my American friends!
JustHereForTheWorkStories
How can I get a copy? (I'm in the barren wasteland called Canada though...)
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Jbhifi.com.au ship worldwide I believe. Or just eBay. Well worth the money, but make sure you can play PAL format DVDs!
MooseFoxx
Did you say bloody out of habit or on purpose? Are you really American?
BlastedSand
As an American:I worked odd hours, so on my days off I would end up playing Eve Online with the Aussies.My use of "Bloody" increased by 500%
MooseFoxx
haha That's awesome.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Fair dinkum?
BlastedSand
Yep
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Streuth.
KleptoFerret
Or you know, that's the Scandinavian god side of Thor coming out.
valen00
yeah, and when they grow up they can come to Australia to party
stew1
no cause he's Australian .... that's the point
RichterCa
Everyone knows only Australians get drunk and fight.
Vydrach
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
Protip: You can just go #11 :)
Vydrach
I was too lazy to count them.
Hoopalicious
This is one of my fave stories of Australian history
HugfordBlops
Uhh, if you'd seen a pissed off emu you'd understand.
zhukoz
U fucken wot m8? http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp98/dustyemu/emu_face001.jpg
MetalSkeletal
Y'all motherfuckers think Velociraptors in JP are bad, haven't seen a pissed off Emu coming at you.
blacktongues
What's Goon?
TotallyNotYourCat
Papsak
aidsking
It's boxed wine but you take out the silver bladder and drink from that or its just really cheal alcohol.
Kinkade
Short for "Flagon", wine in particular, cheap, but gets the job done. Now usually a cardboard cask, but still a "goon".
zhukoz
Yeah my Dad used to buy flagons (large 2L glass bottles) of Burgundy so dry you could have used it as paint stripper lol
zhukoz
https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Njc1WDkwMA==/z/VJEAAOSwXshWrIFM/$_20.JPG
blacktongues
Damn, thanks for all the replies. Guess I'm going to have to get on that Goon juice this weekend.
Mcknizzle
Not much. What's goon with you?
stew1
it's what gets you through uni
Hoopalicious
This is the most correct answer
Fairdinkums
The best worst time of your life
BasilFontoon
An actual Australian might have to correct me, but I think it's boxed wine. Goon bags
Poteightos
Ohhh.... childhood memories of inhaling the fruity lexia gas from mum's discarded goon bag
zhukoz
Lols spot on!
TheInvisiblePinkUnicorn
4l of 10% for $10 and it doubles for a pillow when you die
zhukoz
We furnished our share house in the 80s with cask pillows...was $3/box back then lol
MetalSkeletal
As an Aussie, can confirm. Have died many times on goon.
IshitOnWindshields
I'm going to Australia in December. I wonder how true these are
Justbreakshit
Pretty true actually. Except how bogan that Steve Erwin wannabe is. He's playin that up
TheDejectedEntourage
They're all true, except that a tourist probably wouldn't notice, you'd have to live here (except the last one, you'll hear that)
DW223
Where in Australia are you going? It is summer in December, but certain parts are hotter than others
IshitOnWindshields
I have not thought that far ahead
Laynco
you'll be singing Christmas carols about snow in extreme heat
DenahomChikn
CRASHING THROUGH THE BUSH, IN A RUSTY HOLDEN UTE, KICKING UP THE DUST, CHRISTMAS TIME IS BEAUT
zhukoz
Hell yeah lol http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/australianjinglebells.shtml
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
DECEMBER?! Oh honey, you're gonna fry!
IshitOnWindshields
I'll take it over Chicago winter
zhukoz
Wear fucking sunscreen! And a hat lol
IshitOnWindshields
I'm black. I don't need sunscreen
zhukoz
Well that'll be cheaper lol