10875 pts ยท July 26, 2013
Need Jesus when he's not around? I'm the next best thing.
Thats written like a monster out of a lovecraft story
Thats fair... its his goddamn property
I dunno it feels weird, I'd rather feed an apple to a deer
He meant so much to all of us.
GOD HATES US ALL!
I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES
You must smell bad
Do you understand the purpose of an arrest?
Dont threaten me with a good time
I just love how "Alpha" is in his name too. Makes these ridiculous comments even better
Women amirite, guys?!?!
Fockin edgy m8
Well he wouldn't wanna slip
But at least you know now! On to the next.
"MARTHA"
And he Praise, oh my god does he Praise!
Click here to find out!
Boy, Ricegum fans are easy to spot.
Ugly baby judges you.
AKA you have no source and resorted to "idk look it up yourself"
When you stick with the joke but it still isn't funny.
What does age have to do with it? Read a fucking scientific study. Your experiences are completely anecdotal.
Just because you havent hurt anyone while driving doesnt mean its safe to drive high. You are still impaired whether you feel it or not.
None of these statements are questions????
The office.
Brakes.
Twice.
I came here to learn NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU. GET ON WITH THE CHLOROPHYLL
There is a scene in the Dark Knight where Batman says "Im not wearing hockey pads" after stopping criminals dressed like him in hockey pads
Thats written like a monster out of a lovecraft story
Thats fair... its his goddamn property
I dunno it feels weird, I'd rather feed an apple to a deer
He meant so much to all of us.
GOD HATES US ALL!
I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES
You must smell bad
Do you understand the purpose of an arrest?
Dont threaten me with a good time
I just love how "Alpha" is in his name too. Makes these ridiculous comments even better
Women amirite, guys?!?!
Fockin edgy m8
Well he wouldn't wanna slip
But at least you know now! On to the next.
"MARTHA"
And he Praise, oh my god does he Praise!
Click here to find out!
Boy, Ricegum fans are easy to spot.
Ugly baby judges you.
AKA you have no source and resorted to "idk look it up yourself"
When you stick with the joke but it still isn't funny.
What does age have to do with it? Read a fucking scientific study. Your experiences are completely anecdotal.
Just because you havent hurt anyone while driving doesnt mean its safe to drive high. You are still impaired whether you feel it or not.
None of these statements are questions????
The office.
Brakes.
Twice.
I came here to learn NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU. GET ON WITH THE CHLOROPHYLL
There is a scene in the Dark Knight where Batman says "Im not wearing hockey pads" after stopping criminals dressed like him in hockey pads