BasicallyJesus

10875 pts ยท July 26, 2013


Need Jesus when he's not around? I'm the next best thing.

Thats written like a monster out of a lovecraft story

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thats fair... its his goddamn property

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I dunno it feels weird, I'd rather feed an apple to a deer

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He meant so much to all of us.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

GOD HATES US ALL!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You must smell bad

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Do you understand the purpose of an arrest?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dont threaten me with a good time

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I just love how "Alpha" is in his name too. Makes these ridiculous comments even better

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Women amirite, guys?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fockin edgy m8

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he wouldn't wanna slip

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But at least you know now! On to the next.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"MARTHA"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And he Praise, oh my god does he Praise!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Click here to find out!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boy, Ricegum fans are easy to spot.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ugly baby judges you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AKA you have no source and resorted to "idk look it up yourself"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

When you stick with the joke but it still isn't funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does age have to do with it? Read a fucking scientific study. Your experiences are completely anecdotal.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Just because you havent hurt anyone while driving doesnt mean its safe to drive high. You are still impaired whether you feel it or not.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

None of these statements are questions????

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The office.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brakes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Twice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I came here to learn NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU. GET ON WITH THE CHLOROPHYLL

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a scene in the Dark Knight where Batman says "Im not wearing hockey pads" after stopping criminals dressed like him in hockey pads

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0