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Dick game is strong #ornot #text_conversation #divorce #relationships #funny #the_struggle_is_real
Jan 8, 2019 1:58 AM
megmousemeg
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Dick game is strong #ornot #text_conversation #divorce #relationships #funny #the_struggle_is_real
VCJunky
If you care so much, kick it back over the 3 inches. Or better yet build a goddamn fence and STFU!
goongaganonga
Don't say a word and run it over with a lawnmower.
iamdanman
Ah geez
RamenNudles
MrKibbs
I know people like this.... and I plow in their driveways every winter.
CrypticRuin
I would suddenly need to park my front right tire in those 3"...
balatschaka
wow this comment section... who would even care?
noptic
People who do not feel like they control theyr own life clinging to any chance to be "right"?
Skippy76
https://imgur.com/A11TE21
neagles02
Absolutely savage
alyoshaspupil
I guarantee Lori didn’t say that. Dan probably said it though. Bc he thinks that 3” is a whole fucking lot.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Tbf, he's right
ShamanOfHigh
wow another fake text conversation
pokos33
We knows these are fake but we're entertained by them anyway.
natebitatibetan
Just give it to Goodwill. Tons of needy kids out there...
intaglioguy
I'm sure Dan would get arrested if he attempted to give his penis to kids at Goodwill, you know.
natebitatibetan
I meant the toy left on his lawn ya weirdo.
spaznur
From my own experience, foreplay plays a huge role. So, someone with a super small penis, I'm sure, can please a woman; be resourceful.
JEMbalaya
Wait.. only 3 inches is a bad thing? Fuck.
WardSharlow
Some women laugh at my three inches. Others like it that wide.
Yupurineutah
Do they call you The Pancake?
thepalehorse
You know why my neighbor will never text me with petty shit like this? Because my neighbors don’t have my phone number. Easy solution.
PianoMan2112
This is why I don’t give out my number.
Firehoser
I know it’s only three inches, but it smells like a foot
ComicAvec
I am definitely stealing this one. The joke I mean, not the foul-smelling three-incher.
thehungryguy
AVE?
megmousemeg
MyFatBaby
fingobaggins
Underrated comment of the day.
camnox
top comment now.
KeyMasher
Swarm312
* insert Malcom in the middle properly line gif that I can’t find
bloomPlanet
Dan should build a fence. That should prevent this from upsetting him in the future.
isolateredux
Was literally thinking that it can cry but not put up a fence. And it moans about nothing. That's a fine specimen of man, right there.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
3 inches beyond the property limit, I'm betting green is going to think 3 inches matters then.
dogmoind
Maybe its the front yard? Sure, you can put a little fence in, but to me, they're ugly as hell.
readgardentravelcook
That’s what my neighbor did when our plants (2)hung over onto his sidewalk. Eek! Plants! The horror of it all.
BasicallyJesus
Thats fair... its his goddamn property
frodobaggin
Cut your plants
StevenFarmer
Simple, if it's on your property, boot it away as hard as you can.
StevenFarmer
"It was on my property, I asked for it to be removed and it was left. Must have been mine."
IAmAnthonyStark
Maybe I’m a pushover, but I’d just move the wagon.
gmcsorley365
Possession is 9/10ths of the law
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
Dan to Lori on their wedding night
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StevieTheAussie
Am I only the only one who reckons it could be Michael Cera under that hood in this scene?
TuityFrooty
Wrong! It’s the dread pirate roberts.
maninthedarkness
Could be Jesse Eisenberg
thanksalottodd
Cmon dan
OnlyInDreams
I’d just go outside and smash the shit out of the wagon but that’s just me
ProgeriaProstitutes
Jesus. Some terrible neighbours on here
RackhamTheRed
I read "shit on the wagon", but that's just me
OnlyInDreams
MrStealYourGiF
So petty to text like that, should just man up and take those 3" off with a saw.
RackhamTheRed
so you finally got those 6 inches you always wanted to have?
GamleErik
Like this? https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/GkGJm/nabotvist-paa-nesoeya-kappet-naboens-uthus-i-to
TwoFlower68
That's one way to divide your property. Is that Danish? I can just about read it
Zigor22
Mm Danishes
Counterfit
.no makes me think Norway
KoreanViking
Correct you are :)
viking39
Really!?? Then move to Maine or Montana or Alaska, plenty of room there, but God help you if you need your neighbors help
TwoFlower68
I don't think these two neighbors can rely on eachother for help either. :/
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Because neighbors are unfriendly or 3 hours away in good weather?
DeathByVanilla
I can relate to Dan. Had neighbors who left their kid's stuff all over the neighborhood. At some point, you have to draw a line.
norrinraddsboard
A property line
flamingflamingo
Sure, but this isn't all over the neighborhood. Dan needs to chill.
dogmatix
or you could stop being a petty little shit?
redbob5k
Just have to build a wall
nikeswoosh
You must real fun at parties you don't get invited to. LOL
JoeSchmew
It's a teachable moment for the kids. Respect other people's property.
Yupurineutah
It's a toy. Kids grow up and inherit. Vindictive absolute moralists grow old and lonely until they drop dead.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Teach kids to survey so they can tell a 3 inch difference. Bonus, job skills.
Lionskull
the parents too.
SubliminalBear
You sound like an asshole
BannedbyastupidMod
and you don't? That's rhetorical don't answer.
HamSlamwich
You sound like you have kids that leave shit in other peoples yards.
DeathByVanilla
Meh. I've been called worse.
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
You sound like someone whos kid's toys are getting thrown in my wood chipper
YourDownvotesSustainMe
amazingmrjason
They did draw lines, and called them property lines! Dan is technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Canis138
maninthedarkness
Well Dan can put up a fence if he cares so much. On the line.
SineClone
Yeah, but isn't "all over the neighborhood" a little different than a 3 inch encroachment?
areyouhavingastroke
We don't know how many times or by how many neighbors he was asked to clean up toys before tho
DeathByVanilla
Hard to say how much litter is out there. Could be the wagon is the only thing over the line that he can complain about.
LordSintax79
or a proverbial straw-camel's back situation
LurlineLumpkin
#teamdan
tjluv
A three inch line
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
A three hour tour
Jerojero
A three hour tour...
KeyLimeGreen
With your dick as a measurement reference
Skippy76
What do I use for the second inch and a half
DeathByVanilla
A three inch line.
MattyEd95
A three inch line
GodOfRustling
A three inch line
PhoKingYu
A three inch line
SubliminalBear
Look I get it, that shit can get annoying; kids’ toys everywhere is not okay, garbage everywhere is not okay. But I’ve had too many (1/2)
SubliminalBear
Anal retentive neighbors throw away my property or call the cops instead of talking to me about it like an adult. Why the petty text? (2/3)
SubliminalBear
Why not just, “hey, it bugs me when your kids leave stuff all over the lawn. Because it gets onto my lawn and I have no other joys in life.”
snipekill1997
Probably because this is "again". They lost the right to have him not be petty about 3in over when it became a systemic issue.
5starman
If my neighbor finished with "I have no other joys in life," I'd chuckle and offer a beer. Or cider, bc he's probably into those