BaronSimple

1676 pts · June 26, 2016


He annoys me

Good thing that sad meme owl is there to console you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

Lay down in the snow. The cooling action of the snow will slow your metabolism giving rescue personnel time to get there.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Is this the “cash me osside” girl?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Letting woman gallivant around without covering their heads like filthy sluts?!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

He can be inflated

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Selfiecide

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Did you give her the squritle?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

To the chagrin of my Alt-Right friends, genetic purity leads to disease and poor adaptation to ever changing environments.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s ok to get into eyes because it’s biodegradable? Sawdust and ash are biodegradable as well.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 6

But they’re Globalists! /s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gary Larson's sexually repressed brother?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of those locations are in Milwaukee

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I went there as a child and still remember it. It felt like visiting Jurassic Park. Wild giant beasts all over the place!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

IKR! I think I'm gonna be sick!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Does he drink Bailey's from a shoe?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that true? Are many workers from the U.S. Immigrating to Canada? You have a source?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's the Temple Mount in Jerusalem

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Beware of the Shrike

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Probably smells real bad

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Shrike from Hyperion's sibling

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hodor comes back to life and becomes King of Westeros

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's looking like Smashmouth these days

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send me a case and I'll review positively

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does he have a large collection of porno magazines in the garage?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's very generous of you. Good luck on your journey.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Great timing for the hand transplant. Right before puberty....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The PETA hate circle jerk will not tolerate this

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The organization has 6.5 million members. It's not policy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6