BarcodePrinter

14957 pts · September 6, 2016


No, it's the One Ring.

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Much obliged.

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His wife swallowed.

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You could try online tutoring.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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ʇsnſ*

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It's a sex dungeon.

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Movie "Me before you".

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I bet that when you find another girl she'll come back to your life and try to convince you that she like you.

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I suspect that is student loan.

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Maybe, I know you can use llama fetus as a talisman or to do some magic rituals.

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May I ask, how did your father start making violins?

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Choke me, daddy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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If that happens you could cosplay as xenomorph from Alien:

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nope

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This was how Matthew Broderick proposed Sarah Jessica Parker.

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You should have limited her connection to 2Kb just to see her going crazy.

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Imagine all the work to clean those windows.

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As Mr. Torgue said: "IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S GONNA BETRAY THE F*CK OUTTA YOU!?"

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More like an episode of Law & Order:SVU

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3 sausages wasn't enough. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Happy Bday

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