BUTTDOTCOM

5345 pts ยท April 29, 2016


.... is teamwork going to help them get down too?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really nice. I think it's even nicer to me because I read your description in the voice of Cody from Cody's Lab.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"First it was Abraham Lincoln and PewDiePie is next, that was just like Star Trek."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good for you, man. Definitely subscribing, because this shit looks amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes him look like Rayman.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost 3AM, and I belly-laughed at this for almost a minute. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"I like her too. I just want to make sure she's not an alien first. Sound like a plan?"

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float? Natalie Wood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nothing like waiting until you have no impact on a situation to decide to fix it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

This looks great, but that's always where Assassin's Creed ends. It's the same gameplay with different accents and skins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My tulips! You dick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they at least let you keep it? See, I would want to keep it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a 4th grade level of sexual aggressiveness.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I would have tried one. I opened a pack of hockey cards from the 90s to try the gum. THAT was awful.

8 years ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 1

The license plate is my favorite part. C137 RM. C137 is their reality, RM = Rick and Morty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're confused, that means your up to speed. We're all kinda lost.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

When you go down to Buffalo to see the Leafs play. Sure, gas is cheap, but, fuck, they don't even have all dressed chips in that shithole.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indoors is one thing. At the table is 100% unacceptable. I don't know why, but it is.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's called "The Emma?" Why not "The Tremma?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AND THEY DON'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right now, I think blindness should be considered the same way. I would prefer to be blind so I couldn't read stupid shit like this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No bun AND just ketchup? I'm getting the ASPCA on the line.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: After fighting Staal, Semin was ejected from the game. Why? His jersey wasn't tied down to his pants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, that Penguin is awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stoooOOOOPPPPPP POSTING THIS. WE. ALL. THINK. THIS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course they should, but let's stop pretending it happens enough for this post to be necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repost. Good, but repost.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

I had a different reaction to this... It means gmail's service reads emails and understands context. Kinda creepy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As some one who dabs, I know it's dumb. That's why I do it. Always thought that was the point...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is magnificent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0