GuiltyBlagard
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Words can't describe how I feel right now
Jun 9, 2017 12:29 AM
GuiltyBlagard
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Words can't describe how I feel right now
ogotai
Give cancer a kick in the bullocks
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
Arthritor
So if you blow a load with only half the rounds in the chamber is it technically Russian roulette?
Crazy49er
As someone who has lost loved ones to cancer I can only imagine how happy you feel. Congratulations and I wish you a long happy life!
GuiltyBlagard
I am so sorry for your loss... from the bottom of my heart. And thank you so much your comment mean the world to me.
TheOVM
Nothing but happiness upon you!fuck cancer!
chrish1005
Better to be one nut vs. dead! Good job kicking your own balls!!! (In all sincerity)
CraigMcCann77
Been there myself. Pants fit more comfortably and it's another win against an evil disease that's tough to beat. Congratulations!
ourari
It's amazing how many of us there are on Imgur, for a somewhat rare form of cancer. Guess the high survival rate keeps our numbers strong.
Aldorin
Welcome to the uni-ball club
Sinodio
Guilty, he only had one ball The other, is in the medical Disposal, because they lost it all But guiltyblagard has one ball, for all
GuiltyBlagard
They will sing this long after I'm gone haha.
EroticZombiePants
As an added bonus, by you living in (I assume) England, your treatments didn't cost you your entire life savings.
thejpn
Me too! 2x bep? Did you get an rplnd too? Welcome to the club! You have to go ball to the wall for the rest of your life.
SankingDragon
Did you get a plastic replacement? I hear they do that sometimes.
GuiltyBlagard
Yeah old lefty is now known as Barbie lol
BanishedBook
OMG I call my boobs "poncho" and "lefty" then I look at the left one and say that's not "lefty" just felt you needed to know this:)
PeteStatham
One ball to rule them all.... one ball to find them...one ball to bring them all.... and in the darkness blind them.
PeteStatham
I know the feeling. Lost 1 ball to cancer too. I won the battle one year ago. :) congrats and welcome to the 1 ball club.
Jusmar
Now go win the Tour De France 7 times and piss off the french/cycling so much by being a dick they chase you to being ruined
REWOP96URHT
one bob's unite
Tomatoppotamus
RegisteredBoobInspector
It takes ball to do what you did.
GuiltyBlagard
I lol'd
belselk77
After I beat cancer, my family accused me of lying about it and disowned me. 3 years later and I'm still regaining the weight..
TheGirlWhoNamesEverythingGeorge
Hugs & high-fives for kicking the ass of my greatest enemy. AWESOME, @OP!!!!!
GuiltyBlagard
Thank you so much. I never thought I'd see the day!.
HaikuCarChase
When you have to say "bollocks!" will you now just say "bollock"?
GuiltyBlagard
Yeah ... my wife has more balls than me haha
relaximusprime
Change your name to Testacleez Unum, just to fuck with people
relaximusprime
Also, grats on beating off cancer!
GuiltyBlagard
Thank you brother/sister?
catlord9
GuiltyBlagard
Seriously means more than you know. Thank you.
20sidedhero
Well, at least you can still do drugs and win bike races.
GuiltyBlagard
Last thing I want to do
SecretGate
+1 for cancer free
I3ios
-1 for bollocks though
SecretGate
+1 for the pun...
GuiltyBlagard
Thank you so much ????
SecretGate
You're welcome! best feeling in the world to be done with chemo.
Flygonite
Emojis don't work on Imgur. They get replace with question marks
GuiltyBlagard
Loosing the ball was nothing compared to the chemo. I'll never be the same after that. Lost my hair my job and my pride.. nobody tells 1/2
hathorlover
My husband went through this 10 years ago. He swears that it didn't bother him at all. I refuse to believe that, I was there with him.
Rediculocity
Impress strangers with your toughness by hammering your fake bollock whilst remaining eye contact with them.
GuiltyBlagard
2/2 you about the psychological toll cancer plays on you.. plus it could come back whenever it feels like.
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Your ball?
Giocraft
Bruh his testicle
FuckingGilfoyle
Chemo can completely change your personality. Source: I work at a cancer hospital. HIGHLY recommend you seek out a survivors group.
thetruejoz
Why the hell you would hang out with people that went through same thing? I couldnt wait to get removed from that environment 1/2
thetruejoz
2/3 for i believe that was more damaging to my mental health than all of chemo. If you are well, go do something, occupy yourself.
thetruejoz
3/3 Dont just sit there and pity yourself. That can be worse than anything else.
EvilEkips
Eh, you can still go win the Tour de France a couple of times on the right meds now.
Asmodee
Had the same cancer in 2002 and the other side in 2012. The first one hurt my body and the second blows my mind ... Be careful and take care
VodkaReindeer
Are men offered wigs for free like women are?
ThomasHate
Just passed my 8th week, one to go. Lost ol'starboard, which one did you lose? How long after did it take to feel better/normal after?
ourari
Almost there! It's going to take a while to feel like yourself again. Try to find a physical therapist to help you recover stamina + muscle.
Thaynerd
RIghty only here, been 25 years. It took me 6 months to really feel normal and a year to get my energy back. Here for you guys, stay positiv
GuiltyBlagard
Brother I feel you. I lost good old lefty. Stay positive!! The hard times are nearly over msg me I'll give you my phone number1/2
GuiltyBlagard
You ever need to talk call me we will get through this together (2/2)
PrincessCandywaffle
So THAT'S what a bollock is!
BigAZNMan
You had Sandra Bollock and ya blew it.
916guitarded
Words can't explain? How about lopsided?
MyMothersNotAThiefButYouShouldSeeHerSnatch
Not to be confused with losing a Bullock
bushpotato
I thought it was the butt. I was really worried this dude had an asscheek amputated.
bigsoos
I always thought bollock was the ass
aleister94
I always that bollocks were buttcheeks
IamJustinSane
Wait until you realize that "fanny" is a vagina. As a Canadian, that's a bum. My parents use to whack our fanny as a child.
Stuey1221
A gentleman egg.
captbananapants
A family Jewel.
youmeandabottleofwhiskey
This is the best comment I have ever read on Imgur and sometimes the comments are better than the post itself!
Iaimtomisbehave
Just you "Never Mind the Bollocks!"
Sausagesandplantsandgoldfish
http://imgur.com/9bERIla
Azerai
Nevermind the bollock, now
Mazuroth
What do you call a Russian man with 3 balls? Whodyanickabollockoff.
HPWombat
Bollocks are balls. Also can be used as a negative exclamation. However, the DOG'S bollocks is fucking amazing.
thegelatoking
The cat's pyjamas
Baltach
But what about trolloc's bollocs?
CoeusDarksoul
Learnt that from Formula 51! :D
PrincessCandywaffle
As a man who also lost a nut to cancer, I love that this post and comment are doing this well.
AnotherUpvote
May I ask how one looses a testicle from cancer?
lionrawr200
Testicular cancer is a thing. They remove the testicle, thus removing the tumor.
AnotherUpvote
I see...
bluesun68
Did they put a fake one in?
GuiltyBlagard
Yes. It's not the same it just balances me ou haha.
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Nudicle I believe it's called
behindtime
My friend had the same thing done and they kept joking that he should get the biggest size haha
TroelsyTwo
That's good. Don't want you losing your balance :P Grats on getting nut cancer instead of like stomach, brain, pancreas cancer. Chin up.
xj4low
If one goes and starts hanging too low, then switch your wallet to the other cheek.
Killertomato84
From what I hear, your one ball will overcompensate and become a super ball now. So you got that going for you
imadethisjusttomakeyoulookstupid
Dragon Ball*
GuiltyBlagard
Its true!!! The doctor literally compared my remaining sperm to Usain Bolt last week haha
Killertomato84
just make sure next time you paint someone's face you scream "SUPER BALL, ACTIVATE!" first.
INDIG0M0NKEY
So does it just hang in the middle? I'm sorry but my friend wants to know.
ourari
Nah, it stays where it used to be, as it's still attached where it's always been attached. It just has a little more freedom to roam.
GuiltyBlagard
I got a prophetic mate so I don't know mate sorry????
UrsaUrsa
A prophetic ball, you say? Intriguing!
INDIG0M0NKEY
It's totally ok. Follow up. Congrats on beating cancer!
Leithreas
Think of it this way: you'll only have to do the sweaty ball wiggle dance half as often now.
rangerdaddy
Buy saxx and you'll never have that problem again, I won't wear any other underwear now
Tsring
GuiltyBlagard
Tickled me that ????????????????
Sordiy
Did they cut parts of the sack off as well or just the gentleman nugget
UltimaCaitSith
They turned half of it into a nice coin pouch.
Notparticularlycreative
efficient drug smuggling