BSutherland

2418 pts · August 18, 2016


Carpenter bees don’t have stingers. But they keep drilling holes in my soffits.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope the injury doesn’t leave her with terrible mammaries...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’d love pics, if you can share!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sssimply ssssuperb!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat.exe needs a reboot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it have the evil mosquitoes as well?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Naansense. You’d break out the chapati steel from time to time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mind the gap.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corgi with octopus like properties. Corgipus?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hurt myself laughing at this you jerk!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I once interviewed some cops who said drunks were so squishy that they could just walk away from a crash.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You, CFG, are my hero of the day!

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

*cackles at you from age 50* just wait...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The leopouridon has spoken!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There we go! He’s awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have exactly this house going up next door to me (also NJ). I pity the poor sucker who buys it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The monsters cannot grab your ankles!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pictures or it’s just trash talk...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like it has sharp little teeth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Undici

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien , Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait, ni le mal , Tout ça m'est bien égal, Non, rien de rien...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They certainly add delicious flavor to steaks when added to a charcoal fire.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next thing you know, you be in a cave, whispering to your precious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This story might be a bit more complicated than this suggests; the GoFundMe page says that Adams "blacked out." I dunno.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0