AzureDexel

2643 pts · February 18, 2013


Boned, even.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did attend her wedding, though, despite how much it stings to constantly hear her address him as "your father" to me instead of "our dad".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opposite here. My sis was a little shit growing up, remains a little shit, never sent him an invite. Hasn't even seen him in ~12 years now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, I'd do this if my phone doesn't suck. But the joke's on you fuckers, I work at a Walmart. Front row seat. >:D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steak, pornstars, either way, someone's pounding it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"My war is 70 years ago, and yesterday." The look on his face when he said that killed me. Who just started cutting onions, man?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

I see League of Legends there. That's the sign of a man who's given up anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie on how I learned the word. Tekken.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nah, just go full REKT and go for RenREKTon

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Loli, to be specific, I believe.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who said you can't have both of those?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PHRASING! Are we still doing phrasing?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention big emphasis on tank/juggernauts now. HP regen. HP regen out the ass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AP items also generally got a hike in price while masts give minimal AP now. For single-target burst, it really suffers compared to AD.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ass. Green wards aside, RIP mana pots. You got refillable pots, but only two give mana, and good christ are they expensive for supports.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

beauty

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

follow-through:

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just an asshole. I was a kid once, sure, but I hate them and avoid them like the plague. Fuck it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*PRAISING INTENSIFIES*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even after seeing the explanation in the comments, took me five minutes. I am not a clever person.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is...Tien really a "vanilla" human, though? I mean, the third eye, sprouting two extra arms...I'm honestly kinda confusing in his case.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Or just spoken like someone with a rather dry sense of humor. Guess we're not doing the "no such thing as too much" joke anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no such thing as too much acid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See that color all the time in Florida buses, or at least MCAT. :v

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you could say he had a...SPLITTING headache?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

AND MY AXE! ...wait, I mean, me too

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0