Nov 25, 2016 12:34 AM
ThatWillBuffOut
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howwasmynamewrittenagain
"recording me horizontal shopping online*
MPAHokie
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
What if one of the fighters is really tall and you can't get back far enough to get them in shot?
WildBluntHickok
Cut off their legs? In the picture I mean not...well play it by ear I guess.
3vieTheEevee
LimitDoesNotExist
Too late.
GoChaca
WORLD STAR!!!!
deadlygiraffe
Most important PSA
sundaymondayhippyday
PSA is a Prostate Specific Antigen indicates Prostate Cancer so maybe
yourmomisminenow
only PSA that is needed tbh, all you need to know about black friday is that everything goes.
jinxhahayoumissed
that
MedeaRodney
I was gonna got out, was reminded its black Friday so I'm staying in bed, I'll never support this day. Brings out the worst in people.
Carlivia
As a retail employee, pray for us all.
vistascan
As a bank employee going through this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_500_and_1000_rupee_note_demonetisation, I salute you.
Wiizaardos
Looks like this brave warrior is trying to break down frogs front page tyranny. May Thor grant you strength and courage on your way
Mindcrkus
WaffleDestroyer
kunkuro10k
#BlackBarsMatter
Xolah
Upvote for PSA
FoxHoundX
Black Friday is so tame now cause the deals now are shot and Cyber Monday I remember the good Ol days
BananaForBreakfast
This.
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
yes, don't film vertically people
aishamaria
orp0piru
You can't tell me what to do http://imgur.com/R3e2xwB
wrennnn
F-f-f-fuck you to
FuzzyX
At least he can watch out for falling bird poop.
DadApproved
All Fridays matter.
sangatster
I see what you did there
kayminor
I logged in just to like this.
LiterallyYourMom
I dunno, there are much better chain restaurants.
BoozeTheCat
What do you mean 'tomorrow'? Dunno if you heard but these maniacs aren't even waiting until Friday anymore.
AlabasterSexington
Don't forget to shout "WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR"!
KillingTheJoke4
Especially if you're black and double especially if you're at Wal-Mart
customcartoons
And God bless us, every one!
Thank you Tiny Tim
YaaDude
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
scottyk5980
I'm still convinced this gif is Marshall Mathers!
TheRealestLurker
WORLDSTAR
beaviswasthecuteone
Nothing like celebrating Jesus's birthday to being out the asshole in people.
HOLAKOOO
theives stole saturnalia
HunterRomero2
Wrong holiday there bud
[deleted]
Black Friday happens on Thanksgiving..Jesus's birthday is Christmas day, how am I a moron?
Black Friday is about Christmas shopping chief.
Very true, but the actual shopping happens on Thanksgiving
BC2k2
http://thetango.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/99-proofImage-action.jpg
Benderfender
I am working in Bismarck ND tomorrow, assuming I see some shit go down who wants stories?
KrillinsNose
I'm in Bismarck too! Just left Best Buy
thatkukki
Note comment.
chicharronesconsalsa
Yes!!!
margaretolson
Me me me
IneversaidIworkedhere
Me!
NotPunnyNoMemes
If we say yes will you tag us?
Boxersaredeliciouslyderpydogs
All of us
TheCommissar
Only always.
APUSHMeOffACliff
I'm game.
Nazatraz
Yes!
Dartmuthia
You mean when all 50 people in your state come to the one wal mart?
HamJenkins
Hey I read somewhere that North Dakotans almost outnumber buffalo now...
illbeyourfuckleberry
Hey now, add in the oilfield workers and its 100 people.
IAmSauce
That'll Bea fun read
*be a, seriously spacebar?
empty333
+1 for being a fellow Bismarckian(?) . Bismarckite?
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
/a/70JH2
I as well!
pookieeatworld
Holy shit there must be dozens of you...
Lorendell
I'm from seattle
countryfriedmemes
Directions unclear, hitting people with phone
darkhalfbreed
If you have a note7 you can take down a lot of people
KeleesiPls
That's fine-as long as your phone is landscape
lintwizard
Doubtful; the intent would be to make sure THEIR ass is grass.
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
Careful, that's assault with a deadly weapon if you've got a Nokia.
TheOneWhoWhispers
Or a Note 7 with a battery case
Elroydb
That seems unnecessarily suicidal
Or extremely effective if attached to a chain and swung at people
Note 7-chucks yo
DrFrankenfurter
In Canada Black Friday happens but nobody gets trampled
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
And we usually refer to it as "Dark Grey Retail Hug Fest".
It doesn't really. Boxing Day is way more of a thing in Canada than Black Friday.
Yeah I know but nobody gets trampled on Boxing Day either
WingManH
Its just hundreds of people standing at the door saying "Sorry, after you" "Oh no, after you" "No please, after you"
Oh you Canadians with your nice shoppers, wholesome maple trees, Rush, free medical care...
And no Trump...
Can I come live with you?
Fun fact: the black spruce covers way more of Canada than the Maple tree
Fascinating. What else do you know?
...and can I come live with you?
We'll have to make an add on for my igloo
Bear attacks can happen anywhere even in space
I am impressed with your knowledge, both terrestrial and superterrestial. Please explain the purpose of life and provide winning lotto #s
DarkUranium
I blame it on the Australians for their drop bears!
howwasmynamewrittenagain
"recording me horizontal shopping online*
MPAHokie
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
What if one of the fighters is really tall and you can't get back far enough to get them in shot?
WildBluntHickok
Cut off their legs? In the picture I mean not...well play it by ear I guess.
3vieTheEevee
LimitDoesNotExist
Too late.
GoChaca
WORLD STAR!!!!
deadlygiraffe
Most important PSA
sundaymondayhippyday
PSA is a Prostate Specific Antigen indicates Prostate Cancer so maybe
yourmomisminenow
only PSA that is needed tbh, all you need to know about black friday is that everything goes.
jinxhahayoumissed
that
MedeaRodney
I was gonna got out, was reminded its black Friday so I'm staying in bed, I'll never support this day. Brings out the worst in people.
Carlivia
As a retail employee, pray for us all.
vistascan
As a bank employee going through this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_500_and_1000_rupee_note_demonetisation, I salute you.
Wiizaardos
Looks like this brave warrior is trying to break down frogs front page tyranny. May Thor grant you strength and courage on your way
Mindcrkus
WaffleDestroyer
kunkuro10k
#BlackBarsMatter
Xolah
Upvote for PSA
FoxHoundX
Black Friday is so tame now cause the deals now are shot and Cyber Monday I remember the good Ol days
BananaForBreakfast
This.
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
yes, don't film vertically people
aishamaria
orp0piru
You can't tell me what to do http://imgur.com/R3e2xwB
wrennnn
F-f-f-fuck you to
FuzzyX
At least he can watch out for falling bird poop.
DadApproved
All Fridays matter.
sangatster
I see what you did there
kayminor
I logged in just to like this.
LiterallyYourMom
I dunno, there are much better chain restaurants.
BoozeTheCat
What do you mean 'tomorrow'? Dunno if you heard but these maniacs aren't even waiting until Friday anymore.
AlabasterSexington
Don't forget to shout "WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR"!
KillingTheJoke4
Especially if you're black and double especially if you're at Wal-Mart
customcartoons
And God bless us, every one!
sangatster
Thank you Tiny Tim
YaaDude
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
scottyk5980
customcartoons
I'm still convinced this gif is Marshall Mathers!
TheRealestLurker
WORLDSTAR
beaviswasthecuteone
Nothing like celebrating Jesus's birthday to being out the asshole in people.
HOLAKOOO
theives stole saturnalia
HunterRomero2
Wrong holiday there bud
[deleted]
[deleted]
HunterRomero2
Black Friday happens on Thanksgiving..Jesus's birthday is Christmas day, how am I a moron?
beaviswasthecuteone
Black Friday is about Christmas shopping chief.
HunterRomero2
Very true, but the actual shopping happens on Thanksgiving
BC2k2
http://thetango.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/99-proofImage-action.jpg
Benderfender
I am working in Bismarck ND tomorrow, assuming I see some shit go down who wants stories?
KrillinsNose
I'm in Bismarck too! Just left Best Buy
thatkukki
Note comment.
chicharronesconsalsa
Yes!!!
margaretolson
Me me me
IneversaidIworkedhere
Me!
NotPunnyNoMemes
If we say yes will you tag us?
Boxersaredeliciouslyderpydogs
All of us
TheCommissar
Only always.
APUSHMeOffACliff
I'm game.
Nazatraz
Yes!
Dartmuthia
You mean when all 50 people in your state come to the one wal mart?
HamJenkins
Hey I read somewhere that North Dakotans almost outnumber buffalo now...
illbeyourfuckleberry
Hey now, add in the oilfield workers and its 100 people.
IAmSauce
That'll Bea fun read
IAmSauce
*be a, seriously spacebar?
empty333
+1 for being a fellow Bismarckian(?) . Bismarckite?
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
/a/70JH2
KrillinsNose
I as well!
pookieeatworld
Holy shit there must be dozens of you...
Lorendell
I'm from seattle
countryfriedmemes
Directions unclear, hitting people with phone
darkhalfbreed
If you have a note7 you can take down a lot of people
KeleesiPls
That's fine-as long as your phone is landscape
lintwizard
Doubtful; the intent would be to make sure THEIR ass is grass.
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
Careful, that's assault with a deadly weapon if you've got a Nokia.
TheOneWhoWhispers
Or a Note 7 with a battery case
Elroydb
That seems unnecessarily suicidal
TheOneWhoWhispers
Or extremely effective if attached to a chain and swung at people
Elroydb
Note 7-chucks yo
DrFrankenfurter
In Canada Black Friday happens but nobody gets trampled
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
And we usually refer to it as "Dark Grey Retail Hug Fest".
LiterallyYourMom
It doesn't really. Boxing Day is way more of a thing in Canada than Black Friday.
DrFrankenfurter
Yeah I know but nobody gets trampled on Boxing Day either
WingManH
Its just hundreds of people standing at the door saying "Sorry, after you" "Oh no, after you" "No please, after you"
sangatster
Oh you Canadians with your nice shoppers, wholesome maple trees, Rush, free medical care...
sangatster
And no Trump...
sangatster
Can I come live with you?
DrFrankenfurter
Fun fact: the black spruce covers way more of Canada than the Maple tree
sangatster
Fascinating. What else do you know?
sangatster
...and can I come live with you?
DrFrankenfurter
We'll have to make an add on for my igloo
DrFrankenfurter
Bear attacks can happen anywhere even in space
sangatster
I am impressed with your knowledge, both terrestrial and superterrestial. Please explain the purpose of life and provide winning lotto #s
DarkUranium
I blame it on the Australians for their drop bears!