AztecPriestess

4999 pts ยท October 13, 2011


Unh..well I'm just your run of the mill crafty person, I can turn bits of trash into pretty cool creations. Currently obsessed with growing carnivorous plants, space/galaxies, photography, painting, and Bob Ross. I also have two furbabies that are whored out for taxes.

You ok?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not Greg, he's an asshole.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found my laughter twin. Lord Jesus help me I do sound like a printer.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Iowa

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sir deserve this +1

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

haven't heard that in a while +1

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Came to say the same thing. For a moment I thought maybe they got a weirdly modern reboot?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pip pop, tally ho

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can hear my grandpa rolling in his grave screaming "don't bend the f*cking cards!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bone collector wasn't god awful either.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Titanic music starts*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would not appear American enough. Was never taught our mother language but instead were taught English instead. 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place within my cultures because of my appearance. What's even worse is my family never taught us about our background for fear we 2/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the theme of my life. I look as white as a freshly fallen snow but I have both Mexican and Spanish blood. I've been denied 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, my papa has a slightly higher voice than Brutus in the video but his voice alone could cut down a red wood.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I haven't played the games or read the books, will the series still make sense? Seems like a silly question now that I see it typed out..

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am titillated and confused. What is this.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

With only bread bags for shoes

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or just get a duplicate card and frame them side by side. One facing front, then the other with the signature.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My dad is a butcher, "Santa" wrapped gifts in butcher paper. It didn't take a rocket science to figure it all out as a kid.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Iowan, this makes me glad that yesterday and today were my weekend. Fuck that noise.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Alice in wonderland (Disney, 1951)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this +1

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Also as an Iowan all I can say is: meth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it's Iowa so..they had plenty

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0