Azated

11928 pts ยท July 19, 2011


As a CKII player, this is crap. Norway conquered the world like 700 years ago. That's a fact.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister-in-law is the reason I started using Tinder. She met her Fiance years on there ago.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It takes 100 hours of supervised learning to get a license in Australia. WTF is with this learners permit stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow dude, you can"t just say that. Its a special needs-grade.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With that giant glass room?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what I remember, Sikhs are pretty solid blokes. I think they can make exceptions for the greater good.

8 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 2

Dude i saw some shit at uni and I was only there for 1 semester.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boys down the station said you're as hard as a table. TABLE, CLOTH!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's my number 3 sexy fantasy.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The new Mcguyver had them bypass logic bombs by smashing the hardrive with a hammer. I was mildly irritated.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's plenty of it around. Nofap is fairly cultish but much of the science is solid. In the end, it's the same as any other addiction.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I'd carefully explain how toxic it probably is and try to explain quarantine procedures in the least offensive way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that little quote that's basically like 'During World War 2, who was the best at killing Russians? Russia.'

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Gross.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, just wait for the 'ping' as he reloads between artillery strikes, then spray your MG34 like a virgin on prom night.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The thing is, Clips are an actual thing used in a different situation to a magazine. That's where it gets problematic.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Only two nuclear weapons have been used as a weapon since their development, both to end a war, not start one.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's been this way for like 5 years. Apple is the phone version of the Sims franchise. Or badly cut cocaine.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't know how to tie a garbage bag until I was 18. It was one of my biggest insecurities until I got a job doing it 6 times a day.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I remember dying at 12. I'd already become a general, gotten married, had nine children and the plague twice. Thems was good times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This has been reposted 6 times in the last 24 hours. Holy shit imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, just buy me a left handed hammer and a bucket of compressed air"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My goal is to suck dick and die of a meth addiction, but alas, I'm stuck as a billionaire playboy genius philanthropist. Woe hast me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the duck walked up to the cable making stand... and said to the man, behind the stand... hey... bum bum bum... got any crack?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half ply, 1 sheet, mexican food, half a pack of cigarettes and a full tank of gas. Hit it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm unemployed and sleep 3 times a day. Sometimes I don't even know what day it is when I decide to crack open a coldy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like to think I was born one, but I really first discovered it in college when I found out I was a 4 story tall monster from the Triassic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is why you should avoid girls who do kegels.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"1 million ants once become 1 million and 1 ants, breaking the superverse. He was then raped by a mars bar and survived to become a god"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0