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Sep 13, 2017 6:50 AM
dervman
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daddyisakook
You need three sheets to do the job properly. One for up, one for down, and one to polish.
DoingItWrongSince1980
You're next buddy.
gr8snd
Bidets are cheap now. Just sayin'
Hurantsu
No square to spare.
LyndseyAshleeMcGill
Love the horrified eyes!
handbanana13
mailman7777777
Yeah, like anyone uses one sheet............
zimbodude
Ohhh the humanity!
malfunctionm1ke
https://lolnein.com/comics/toiletpaper.png
malfunctionm1ke
@lolnein
Kennytarmac
Save toilet paper! Use the poop tube!
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bachterman
or use a bidet. but not if you're living in freedom-land.
demobytom
I'm not sure if this is a joke or just '60s invention..
Kennytarmac
It's from the show tim and eric
BillogUncle
One sheet? You must be a delicate wiper to not poke your own asshole through one sheet!
handbanana13
I had a break threw.
toasteheh
I love living on the edge like that. 1 sheet high speed jam it up there like a savage with no regard for handshakes.
Affray
Unless it's one of those ghost poops that leaves no trace of itself on your cornhole or in the toilet
somedudefromgermany
dimpen85
https://youtu.be/SdGoATPqk9w
LeadByBadExample
I use 1 sheet when wiping. It isn't hard. And it saves paper.
dmbelafan
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/225/548/49e.jpg
BlackSiren32
I live my life 1 square of toilet paper at a time.
Discoduck
Fold it in half and lean where your own asshole is located, it's called being an adult Bill
bachterman
maybe he's utilizing the g.i. butt wipe.
WowWhatAWhore
you're buying the cheap stuff
banjokaboom
it's two ply
Racealistic
2 or 3,4,5,6 ply, i need a bunch of paper rolled up to wipe my ass. It's a habit now.
tehPhreakmang
That's easy! Fold twice to a small square, rip corner off unfold insert finger and wipe, then wipe.
SomewhatSarcastic
Then used ripped off corner to clean under your finger nail.
tehPhreakmang
ImProbablyJoking
YOU CANT SPARE ONE SQUARE?
spongebobangrypants
Azated
Half ply, 1 sheet, mexican food, half a pack of cigarettes and a full tank of gas. Hit it.
NopeHunter
It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
FrozenFoodGuy
I have 4-ply toilet paper, and even i use 2 sheets when i wipe!
TinySupreme
That's still not even enough! Wrap that shit around your hand 3 or 4 times MINIMUM!
Affray
So you're one of those. You gotta un-spool then fold that shit for maximum efficiency and coverage.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Fun story... I was in a bathroom at Disneyland. This kid is in a stall calling out to his dad "Dad I need the wet wipes!" Dad: just use the
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wet wipes. Son: Dad I want the wipes! Dad: your mom has the wet wipes just use the toilet paper. Son: go get the wet wipes from mom. Dad:
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why can't you just use the toilet paper? Son: last time I used toilet paper my finger poked through and went in my butt and I got poop on my
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finger! Me wading my hands:*can no longer hold in my laughter and begin to cry because I'm laughing so hard* Dad:Damn it! *goes gets wipes*