Averagesize

6868 pts ยท September 7, 2014


Carbon-based lifeform.

I would put you to sleep.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

I am in the wrong business.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rekt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just like "buy our beer to support the troops".

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Brazil should give their cops more days off.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Then I want to see a dash cam footage from car's perspective.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He went full cerebral palsy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I don't want to loose all my gains because of extra work"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you also want to fuck a sexdoll instead of a real woman.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 11

Someone needs to make a Nigel Thornberry version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A true hero

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you are right, the Ford ones have 9 grill slots.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ATAntT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Came here to say that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry about your car man. I have installed a cashcam this year because drivers in Texas are crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a vegan.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 13

12$? No thx.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

The show became boring after they got rid of old crew members like muscles glasses.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

They hate us cause they're anus

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Calm your tits.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it's Weird Al

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funeral

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fake news

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Get some

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, I'm pretty sure it's in fantasy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello, Street, I am dad.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thailand: has a penis.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8