AutoFox

22041 pts ยท May 8, 2016


Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Fook Mi?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DDR4 ain't cheap either now. AI can fuck all the way off.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, apparently we're doing the Monroe Doctrine again, so maybe an American Union is coming at some point? Collective action to tell Orange Julius Caesar to fuck off?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still use it. Never giving it up.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, terrible sample size, but if true... good.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motherfuckers really do be taking notes on a criminal conspiracy.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't want him in prison. I want him to be put in a kind of Witness Protection. He gets a new identity. He gets plastic surgery so he won't be recognized. He is assigned a minimum wage job and a PERMANENTLY shitty credit score. He has no health insurance. He is barred from public office. He must survive that way for the rest of his days.

That, I think, is the closest we will ever get to justice.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell doesn't like Mystery Men?!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godzilla (1998) fuckin' rules, is the thing.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MAGA has never done anything based except by accident.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The drone ecosystem is becoming downright complex.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It did indeed, based on the 16-bit Amiga 500. These are even harder to find, at least where I am.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didgerydoggo!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fish was buried with a literal castle. We love our pets.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Don't you yar me!"

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Please get your space facts from somewhere other than conspiracy theories.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The capsule impacted at something like 90 mph. Apparently the retro-rockets also fired late, which is what started the fire. Komarov was mercifully already dead from the impact, reportedly.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The capsule caught fire after it crashed. If it had come in without a chute at all, there would be nothing left to recover, just a big crater.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, it is. However, most of what's there is fused metal and plastic; the capsule came down at 89 mph, and the retro-rockets activated late, starting a fire that didn't leave much. There wasn't much left of Komarov.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Contrary to popular belief, Komarov did not burn up in the atmosphere. His Soyuz capsule experienced major malfunctions in orbit, but he did manage to set up his return sequence; unfortunately, the parachute mechanism for the reentry capsule partially failed, and he landed hard, which HOPEFULLY killed him on impact, as the capsule caught fire afterward.

His final words, if any, are not recorded; he would not have been able to transmit or receive during reentry.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

USE THEM TOGETHER.
USE THEM IN PEACE.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had this happen to me very recently; my Mom went from having tea with me one morning, to unconscious in a hospital bed from a massive stroke, to an urn in the living room, within a week. It sucks, it hurts, and I do not recommend the experience to anyone. Take what time you need, be there for the people you love, and let them be there for you in turn; that genuinely helps.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0