AtaSeaParks

10865 pts ยท December 6, 2015


What am I supposed to write here? Do these people really care what I say, that doesn't have to do with movie quotes and TV meme pictures? Yeah, I didn't think so, MORTY... ... Nice Comeback!

no. I've seen a rock. that thing is big and flat. plus it's inside. rocks are only outside.

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Every so often I have the impulse to do a face validation check to verify my face is still working as-intended. It's been 20 years since... Good luck friend.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every accusation...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look really closely, at just the right moment, you can spot a TV in frame.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how many cheese burgers is it? Explain it to this American so I can understand.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

at least!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Janet. Janet! Get out of the living room; go do that shit outside!"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sure looks a lot like my cat.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A balcony on that moose would mouse badly.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did he say EXPLODE?!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Malicious compliance

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I'm only interested in an inappropriate amount of teeth.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definition of a choad

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow he looks super dopey in that photo.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then they co-signed for an apartment together!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% use of space

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Grammar translation: When you need "Management by walking around".

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Fighting Mongooses! That's a cool team name!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nonono let's call your universe "Universe A" and we'll be "Universe 1"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. I hadn't. It really tied the comments together though, you know?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well sure, the whole universe is easy to move when it's just inside of a blue box...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they [still] want slaves.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always thought it was annoying that it seemed like the History channel didn't realize that other things had happened in history besides world war 1 and 2...

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was my idea. Who are they going to believe?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well obviously not...

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude, your vacuum is SUPER broken.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0