Asterfix

13964 pts · December 19, 2013


What the fuck are you even doing here?

Can we just watch the movie first? Nobody wanted Heath ledgers joker at first either.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I picked my wife up from a bar for a one-night stand. She gave me her number and we hit it off.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

She got really offended and my wife just told her to leave. If you want to kill your kid, whatever, don't fuckover mine in the process.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Shows up with her kid, she just lied and told the staff her kid was vaccinated. I told her that she can't be there with my newborn. /2

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My wife's sister didn't vaccinate her child and after we had our first the hospital wouldn't let her in due to the risk. Next day she /1

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Goddamnit now the SAO crowd will be here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or mutt olympics

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

John* goddamn fat thumbs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AND HIS NAME IS JOHM CENA! *EXCITED TRUMPET MUSIC!*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even hit by a car smh what was i waiting for?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes ohio is the worst.. i mean indiana is now super against gays so maybe not anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I wish the police were this aware in Ohio. This shit always happens on my way to work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogs have genders too. Hire clownfish, they can be both

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spicy crisp. Sounds like a sassy englishman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more butt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be tesla's great grandchild

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So cut indeed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really liked the first toby maguire spiderman movie

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

World war MOBA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked with a lady who thought Jalapeño was spelled holypeno and Brucetta was spelled Perchetta.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nobody can play him correctly except for voice actors

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They get nervous on camera

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The everday relationship of sexy people*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In life or death he will always be number one... its a shame because i always dreamed he would become waluigi.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(K-pop stops)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn i wish ohio didnt blow ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Already pledged.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well refusing to let her charge her harm kind of prevents that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im excited for skywind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALL THE HYPE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0