AssortedBandanas

271 pts ยท May 28, 2016


As a lady Imgurian, I hope my husband sees this and orders it for me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Double tap, double tap! #teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tip of the hat to you from Appleton.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I am one with the force, the force is with me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather not socialize with my family in the restroom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a shit day. Thanks for this, Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you spoke out. If people hear about rape from men it has happened to, it's movement along the way of eliminating the stigma.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that was my thought too. I don't want selection when it comes to a jucy lucy. Just perfection.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Matt's is the only true place to get a Jucy Lucy. The 5-8 club doesn't compare.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"(Huge gasp) It even has glowing eyes! Hissing too!" -my five year old

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was the only thing my kids ate at the fair last weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good point there. Plain old moisturizer isn't very sexy. I did find a few plain old Nivea bottles on the bottom row. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As you can see, I'm not a ravishing beauty and am not thin. thought the kids were brown nosing. But the comments kept on until I left.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See other comments on my original reply.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the time, self bronzing lotion was popular here, but they had rows of whitening lotion there. It was hard to find just regular lotion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically challenged. I'm not sure how to do that in the app. :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I taught there too, once. I can't buy powder light enough for my skin, but I'm not quite albino. Kids told me I was beautiful constantly.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

A little pride keeps up motivation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a heterosexual female, I say why should you be? It's beautiful and it looks like you worked hard on it. Wear it proudly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They've got four bottles of wine in there too, if I'm seeing that right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Germany makes me feel much better about my own drinking habits.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, table turn you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taught my daughter at 3 to stop a bully and say "STOP IT. I DON'T LIKE THAT." She did it at the playground the next week and it worked!

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Good to know! I learned more about programming from Pokemon Go. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it will give you ten seconds to call a function that has three minutes max to complete a task when the app goes into the background.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point. Apple Maps almost drove me into a cornfield once. Haven't used it since.

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